Which part of the toilet do you aim for?

Giraffe

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I was thinking, as you do, last night that having a wee is a very personal thing and I wonder if we all do it different. So where do you aim?

I'm excluding the luxury sit down wees from this and also assuming we are using standard toilets not urinals, trees, shop entrances etc.

 

Whitechapel

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Normally aim for the back of the bowl and piss it out as hard as possible. Make the most noise I can, as a warning to anyone in hearing range. I'm the top dog round here, listen to how loud my piss is.

 

Is it PotG?

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The middle, to make sure that everyone can hear.

 

Algernon

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The inside.

 

dadams2k11

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The seat

 

wardy wonder land

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Whitechapel said:

Normally aim for the back of the bowl and piss it out as hard as possible. Make the most noise I can, as a warning to anyone in hearing range. I'm the top dog round here, listen to how loud my piss is.

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This - up til 9pm

post 9pm, start in the water and move to the bowl side to reduce noise to a minimum - more tricky if you dont what to turn the light on with sleepy eyes

 

whitelion

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What I'm more surprised about is that this thread wasn't started by [MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION]

 

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Albumen

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The mouth.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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The duck.

 

Elvis

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Everywhere. Its my territory!!!

Until I get shouted at and have to clean it all up.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Her belly button.

 

Easy 10

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The back of the bowl. Pissing directly into the water can cause SPLASHAGE, which is never pleasant (and often only detectable when your legs are bare).

I always struggle in America. The waterline in their toilet bowls is always RIDICULOUSLY high, meaning less target and more tinkle.

 

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Must say, I'd never really given it any thought, but now I have - back left - about 'ten o'clock'

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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I sit down for a POSH wee.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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I piss up the back garden to keep the water bills down.

 

BBassic

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As an aside does anyone ever occasionally yell "EAT SHIT" at the toilet whilst it's flushing a monster turd? No? Just me? Ok.

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:

I sit down for a POSH wee.

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This, I sit for both a J Carroll Naish and a Sutton Hoo.

 

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Shins

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Other- Anything that didn't make it down the last flush gets a pounding. Paper and poo stuck to the side are a particular challenge.

 

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Postman Pat

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I'm also a sitter.

 

Mackenzie

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You can tell the football has finished.

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