Joke d'hier

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,883

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Feb 18, 2017

• #41

Mackenzie said:

I went to a zoo once.

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Jamaica?

 

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Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

24,896

Worthing

• Feb 18, 2017

• #42

Jack Straw said:

Jamaica?

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No she wouldn't plug it in.

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Feb 18, 2017

• #43

Mackenzie said:

I went to a zoo once.

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How does it smell?

 

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ringmerseagulltoo

Active member

Feb 16, 2012

439

• Feb 18, 2017

• #44

Brovion said:

I had to think about this 'joke' for a second before I realised that it only works if you mispronounce shih tzu as 'shit zoo' rather than using the correct pronunciation.

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You obviously escaped because the Pedant Cage was empty.

 

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Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

24,896

Worthing

• Feb 18, 2017

• #45

ringmerseagulltoo said:

You obviously escaped because the Pedant Cage was empty.

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It wouldn't be empty though would it. There would be oxygen, nitrogen and other trace gases contained within surely.

 

Dr Q

Well-known member

Jul 29, 2004

1,793

Ilkley

• Feb 18, 2017

• #46

My Grandad was killed by a Zulu.

He was having a cr@p at Whipsnade Zoo and a cistern fell on his head!