[Misc] Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise?

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Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Apr 20, 2018

• #21

This bloke

 

DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012

16,577

• Apr 20, 2018

• #22

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• Apr 20, 2018

• #23

I thought inciting death threats got you banned?

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seagully

Cock-knobs!

Jun 30, 2006

2,954

Battle

• Apr 20, 2018

• #24

Those annoying singing sisters in the Nationwide mortgage ads crushed to death by falling masonry in a crumbling suburban semi

 

KZNSeagull

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Nov 26, 2007

19,794

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Apr 20, 2018

• #25

Whilst wishing death is going a bit far, the occasional nipple being nicked on the Nivea body shaving adverts would be quite amusing.The big jessies.

 

JamesAndTheGiantHead

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Sep 2, 2011

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Worthing

• Apr 20, 2018

• #26

I want the Andrex Puppy to die of a dirty arse.

The hypocrisy of advertising a product you never use yourself is just shameful.

 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch

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The arse end of Hangleton

• Apr 20, 2018

• #27

happypig said:

I would like to see the Bud Light king and his courtiers slashed across the throat with a broken bottle and watch them gargling blood as they try, in vain to breathe, each attempt drawing more and more blood into their lungs, to see the fear and realisation in their eyes that they are going to die from blood loss or suffocation and that no-one's going to help them. The last thing they hear is me, laughing, shouting "DILLY DILLY THAT YOU ******** !"

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Glad to see those anger management classes are doing the trick.

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

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Goldstone

• Apr 20, 2018

• #28

DavidinSouthampton said:

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

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We can come up with a way.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

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Agreed.

While Paloma Faith advertising a Skoda is a disappointing sell out, at least it's not preying on the poor.

 

Motogull

Todd Warrior

Sep 16, 2005

9,843

• Apr 20, 2018

• #29

I'm going to email Eammon Holmes's agent and encourage him to organise a steam roller advert for the kunnt before committing to a response to this thread.

Or the 'location' smugs and a land mine campaign.

You get my drift.

 

vegster

Sanity Clause

May 5, 2008

27,892

• Apr 20, 2018

• #30

DavidinSouthampton said:

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

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Russian Roulette ?

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,180

Surrey

• Apr 20, 2018

• #31

Does Piers Morgan advertise anything?

 

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The Mole

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Feb 20, 2004

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Bowdon actually , Cheshire

• Apr 20, 2018

• #32

DavidinSouthampton said:

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

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He could end up destitute having gambled away his fortune responsibly

 

vegster

Sanity Clause

May 5, 2008

27,892

• Apr 20, 2018

• #33

Simster said:

Does Piers Morgan advertise anything?

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We need to know...

 

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albionfan37

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Aug 14, 2014

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What’s it called? Cumbernauld

• Apr 20, 2018

• #34

I’d like to see Kevin bacon get a phone wrapped round his ear ‘ole

 

Winker

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Jul 14, 2008

2,391

The Astral Planes, man...

• Apr 20, 2018

• #35

DavidinSouthampton said:

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

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I would like to see Ray Winstone go to the World Cup in Russia and persuade the hooligan Nazi psychopaths that betting on his website will bring them riches. Let's see how hard he is then!

 

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thbjenkins

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Mar 12, 2014

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Lancing

• Apr 20, 2018

• #36

Simster said:

Does Piers Morgan advertise anything?

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Pretty sure he’s done a Burger King ad at some point.

 

Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004

30,133

Bexhill-on-Sea

• Apr 20, 2018

• #37

A hosepipe attached to the exhaust so "another one dies in a duster"

 

Megazone

On his last warning

Jan 28, 2015

8,679

Northern Hemisphere.

• Apr 21, 2018

• #38

David Beckham killed by toxic fume inhalation from his Calvin Klein underwear.

 

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The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

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Aug 7, 2003

7,792

• Apr 21, 2018

• #39

That annoying prick from the Rivervale ad, driving his nice shiny used car into a river. “He loves ‘em”

 

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timbha

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Jul 5, 2003

9,889

Sussex

• Apr 21, 2018

• #40

The Antikythera Mechanism said:

That annoying prick from the Rivervale ad, driving his nice shiny used car into a river. “He loves ‘em”

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Slightly OT but how old is that Rivervale advert they show at the Amex (with annoying prick in it)?