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Objective Analysis Of Football Chants
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
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Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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To be fair, I believe that many of NSC's younger and even not-so-young posters may be unfamiliar with the character of Sandy Richardson, the motel owner's wheelchair-bound son in the ATV soap opera, Crossroads. Indeed they may be equally unaware of the soap opera Crossroads. Or the television station ATV.
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He was also born in Bedford, which if I'm not mistaken is some way south of the North of England
I don't believe Rafa is, or has ever been, employed as a waiter, so that particular chant is only 66.6% correct.
- Apr 13, 2015
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Indeed...... it's certainly become niche.... but often sung in the north stand.
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Superphil
Dismember
Whilst we may have wanted Falmer, I don't think the grammar is correct to say 'We are the Falmer, Wanters'
Guy Fawkes
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- Sep 29, 2007
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"And if you are a Palace fan surrender or you'll die ..."
- There has been very little research carried out an therefore proof to confirm the claim that they do actually die as a direct result of failing to surrender
'When i was just a little boy, i asked my mother what shall i be...shall i be Palace or Brighton'
No i didn't ask my mother this question and she certainly didn't say to me
'Go fetch your fathers gun'
- especially as he doesn't own one so how can i fetch it ?
- There has been very little research carried out an therefore proof to confirm the claim that they do actually die as a direct result of failing to surrender
'When i was just a little boy, i asked my mother what shall i be...shall i be Palace or Brighton'
No i didn't ask my mother this question and she certainly didn't say to me
'Go fetch your fathers gun'
- especially as he doesn't own one so how can i fetch it ?
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Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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'Now is the time for marching'
- I'm not convinced that it is the right time to start to march whilst the team is playing a football match and when the fans are watching the game. Why would it be a good time to stop and march up and down instead?
I've been to watch the Albion play Palace at Selhurst Park but have never seen a muppet show (or any advertising for one) whilst there
- I'm not convinced that it is the right time to start to march whilst the team is playing a football match and when the fans are watching the game. Why would it be a good time to stop and march up and down instead?
I've been to watch the Albion play Palace at Selhurst Park but have never seen a muppet show (or any advertising for one) whilst there
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Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,200
So are you saying that they may have been created in a test tube or cloned instead? - highly unlikely imo but i suppose you do make a good case for this possibly being true
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Leeds fans are liars,basically.
I have never seen them marching together anywhere.
Strolling towards a ground,yes.
Walking away from a ground,yes.
Running towards and away from other fans,definitely.
But marching, never.
I have never seen them marching together anywhere.
Strolling towards a ground,yes.
Walking away from a ground,yes.
Running towards and away from other fans,definitely.
But marching, never.
Cian
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Seeing as she spends most of her time outside a tourist office (moved for a tram line installation) getting her tits rubbed by tourists, I'd agree.
Raleigh Chopper
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Now don't get me wrong, I really, really, really like Brighton and Hove Albion.
But the best side the world has ever seen is, quite frankly, pushing it a bit.
But the best side the world has ever seen is, quite frankly, pushing it a bit.
erkan
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My guess is that less than 1% of those singing have ever followed the Albion over sea...
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BadFish
Huge Member
- Oct 19, 2003
- 17,110
Although referring a football match might be a good advert for hiring out ones posterior. I think it would be a bit far fetched to thin that there is any correlation between these two chosen activities. Especially when you throw in the added contition of hair loss.
NorthLainer
Well-known member
Salde did at least where a hat most of the time, although I likewise saw any evidence of supernatural ability.
That was at least more accurate than the same chant being directed toward CMS, whose head I never once saw betopped with headgear. Evidence of any magical ability was sadly missing too.
Raleigh Chopper
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I have met a few clean northerners and their fathers.