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[Humour] Joke du Jour.
- Thread starter Jack Straw
- Start date
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Walking against the wind, to be realistic, would involve taking some backward steps. I'm afraid Kangaroo's (this is a fact) cannot step backwards because of their tails being too big. So I think you need to go away and think about what you have done here. Disappointing.
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
- 2,595
Gray? Gray?Oh, dear oh dear oh dear
You got a problem with how I spell my colors?
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Yes, absotiffly
How many elephants can hide in a cupboard so as not to be mentioned.
What if the kangaroo grassed them up though. They are known throughout the marsupial world as renown snitches. I think one kangaroo was official World Heavyweight Boxing champion sometime before Jack Johnston or so I was told.
What if the kangaroo grassed them up though. They are known throughout the marsupial world as renown snitches. I think one kangaroo was official World Heavyweight Boxing champion sometime before Jack Johnston or so I was told.
American spelling of colours.
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
As kangaroos are known for boxing, you could have just left this as 'punch line'. I know I would have found it equally funny, if not more.
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
I like the concept of a silimarity. Tweak the spelling a little to sillymarity and you have the perfect word for something nearly the same, but a rather daft alternative
