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NooBHA

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Jan 13, 2015
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Just had to share this

My secretary who is an extremely superstitious woman always says '' that when you see a feather then that’s a dead person visiting you''

Well I have a F#cking bedroom full of dead people this morning.

I heard some noise which sounded like pictures falling off the wall in the bedroom. I looked in and there was a pidgeon stuck trying to get out. I eventually got hold of it and let it out but as I grabbed it all of the feathers went flying all over the place so I think my bedroom is f#ucking full of Ghosts now - I feel like Whoopi F#cking Goldberg
 


Thunder Bolt

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We have seagulls nesting on ours, and neighbours' roofs. I must find five or six feathers in my back garden every day.
 


Guinness Boy

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I think there should be an NSC spin-off of Worlds Hardest Creature called World's Stupidest Creature. Pigeons would win hands down. They're even thicker than lemmings the tiny-brained, beady eyed nodding b'stards.
 


pearl

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May 3, 2016
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Behind My Eyes
Just had to share this

My secretary who is an extremely superstitious woman always says '' that when you see a feather then that’s a dead person visiting you''

Well I have a F#cking bedroom full of dead people this morning.

I heard some noise which sounded like pictures falling off the wall in the bedroom. I looked in and there was a pidgeon stuck trying to get out. I eventually got hold of it and let it out but as I grabbed it all of the feathers went flying all over the place so I think my bedroom is f#ucking full of Ghosts now - I feel like Whoopi F#cking Goldberg

shouldn't this be on the bellcheese thread?
 


mikeyjh

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Dec 17, 2008
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Llanymawddwy
I think there should be an NSC spin-off of Worlds Hardest Creature called World's Stupidest Creature. Pigeons would win hands down. They're even thicker than lemmings the tiny-brained, beady eyed nodding b'stards.

You've clearly never encountered a pheasant on the road, they make pigeons look like Magnus Magnusson
 




Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
I think there should be an NSC spin-off of Worlds Hardest Creature called World's Stupidest Creature. Pigeons would win hands down. They're even thicker than lemmings the tiny-brained, beady eyed nodding b'stards.

Not when compared to one of my much missed dogs.
He only ever barked twice, jumped both times then looked around to see who did it.

Fookin genius.
 


Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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Blue3

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Jan 27, 2014
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Lancing
I think there should be an NSC spin-off of Worlds Hardest Creature called World's Stupidest Creature. Pigeons would win hands down. They're even thicker than lemmings the tiny-brained, beady eyed nodding b'stards.

Sheep got to be sheep really are stupid animals
 




Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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Sheep got to be sheep really are stupid animals

I don't know of a sheep that's ever got stuck in a bedroom, though I suspect you'd only have to ask a few people in a typical Welsh town centre to have that theory disproved.
 










Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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I think there should be an NSC spin-off of Worlds Hardest Creature called World's Stupidest Creature. Pigeons would win hands down. They're even thicker than lemmings the tiny-brained, beady eyed nodding b'stards.

The wildebeast takes some beating. Drinks at crocodile infested pools, runs away when a mate gets eaten- then returns a minute later.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
69,871
What gives?

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