jakarta
Well-known member
A dogged attempt but the premise was frankly barking...
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Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
I went to the zoo and was met by a load of commotion and screaming and shouting coming toward me, i grab one guy and asked what was going on and was told that a lion had escapes from his cage, which way did he go i asked? were not F***ing chasing it he said !
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
My brother and I inherited some furniture from the local zoo. I'm glad to say I got the lion's chair.
SouthCoastOwl
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Got you sussed, you're trying to get me to say "I'm a bird" and then you fall about laughing at my expensive. You must think I'm a massive fool
Quality Princee Boy.
Nixonator
Well-known member
I'm no dog lover but isn't that the way it's pronounced?
If not then there's a few jokes gone awry.
Birdie Boy
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- Jun 17, 2011
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Was it POTG?
Got you sussed, you're trying to get me to say "I'm a bird" and then you fall about laughing at my expensive. You must think I'm a massive fool
Laughing at your expensive what ? Education ? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
supaseagull
Well-known member
You've been spending too much time in Paris mate
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Dorset Seagull
Once Dolphin, Now Seagull
Customer: cod and chips please
Chippy: we've sold out of cod
Customer: ok I'll have a pie, chips and a bit of cod
Chippy: I told you we don't have any cod
Customer: oh ok I'll just have a sausage, peas and some cod please
Chippy: I keep telling you we don't have any C-O-F-D cod
Customer: There's no F in cod
Chippy: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!
Chippy: we've sold out of cod
Customer: ok I'll have a pie, chips and a bit of cod
Chippy: I told you we don't have any cod
Customer: oh ok I'll just have a sausage, peas and some cod please
Chippy: I keep telling you we don't have any C-O-F-D cod
Customer: There's no F in cod
Chippy: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!
Apparently it's pronounced 'sheed tzeeooo'. (Hard writing it!) But yeah, I pronounce it 'shit zoo' myself, but in the NSC spirit of deconstructing the Joke de Jour threads I went all pretentious.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Though this was funny-heard it on the radio the other day-it's like any joke all in the delivery and the person delivering did it to perfection-
A mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid,it's no problem though as he said he can stop at any time.
**courtesy of "Jack the lad"-Heart FM.......
A mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid,it's no problem though as he said he can stop at any time.
**courtesy of "Jack the lad"-Heart FM.......
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
I went to a zoo once.
Got you sussed, you're trying to get me to say "I'm a bird" and then you fall about laughing at my expensive. You must think I'm a massive fool
He would hoot with laughter if you said that.