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MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,723
what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I love that film so much.
 




RM-Taylor

He's Magic.... You Know
Jan 7, 2006
15,272
Naturally the North Stand GOONS took this on Friday and started singing it about Knockaert, who already has a song.

Heaven forbid using the tune for a longer serving player who hasn't got one.

Sadly, our singing section has all the brains of a fly that has just electrocuted itself.

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It started at Birmingham, first few times it was Kayal then the left side changed it to Knockaert and changed the words and it's stuck. Much prefer the original Kayal version myself which is a lot better than the bollocks posted in #1 in this thread
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,497
England
To "Can you feel it" by the Jackson Five.

Kayal is FIT
Kayal is FIT
Kayal is FIT

All the people in the amex feel
Kayal is fit and he's got the skill

We think he's OOOOOOO-K
He's making me consider whether to be gay

Kayal is fit
Kayal is fit
Kayal is fit




(Michael Jackson "tee hee" and "ow"s encouraged at this point)



YES?
 










Commander

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
12,890
London
I've been singing this to myself lately to the tune of Stings Englishman in new York

Ooh, we're the Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
We're the greatest team in the land

Perfect. Haven't heard that tune used before, I like it.

Problem is, as someone already said, because it isn't to the tune of Sloop John B it will be dismissed as 'cringey'.
 


May 27, 2014
1,638
Littlehampton
I've been singing this to myself lately to the tune of Stings Englishman in new York

Ooh, we're the Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
We're the greatest team in the land
So have a few pints, sing it at a game and see where it gets you. Just like the old days of starting football chants.

I quite like that.

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,753
Location Location
I've been singing this to myself lately to the tune of Stings Englishman in new York

Ooh, we're the Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
We're the greatest team in the land

See I like this, especially for the "WHOOAA OOH, we're the Albion" at the start. And the middle line scans perfectly. But I don't like the last line, its a bit cheesy. Lets workshop it.

Whoooaa-oh, we're the Albion
Brighton and Hove Albion
And our midfielder won't eat pork


(needs more work)
 








NorthStandSeagull

Active member
Apr 20, 2013
138
Hove
We've got Kayal
Beram Kayal
We just don't think you understand
He's Brighton's midfield man
He's from the holy land
We've got Beram Kayal

Stolen from another thread ( tomer hemed lyrics!)
 








hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,295
Chandlers Ford
The NO-EL one is MUCH better, IMO like.

Kay-al, Kay-al
Kay-al, Kay-al
He is our ki-ing
from I-is-ra-el
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,272
West, West, West Sussex
Whatever happened to "Israeli Men" to the tune of It's Raining Men I read about on here before?
 








mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,497
England
To Scatman John's "Scatman"

He is BERAM! skibadiba ba di ba dop. Ba di ba dop. Ba di ba dop.
skibadiba ba di ba dop. Ba di ba dop
skibadiba ba di ba dop. Ba di ba dop
skibadiba ba di ba dop. Ba di ba dop
 


Nathan

Well-known member
Jan 8, 2010
3,754
Posh Spice is a slapper
She has f**ked them all
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Beram Kayal.
 


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