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What have you bought your lover for Valentines Day?
- Thread starter crodonilson
- Start date
Roses, and dinner at a restaurant we've wanted to try for ages.
I've had **** all delivered to my office though. I'm not feeling WOOOED.
grubbyhands
Well-known member
Is the answer " I got her a pair of slippers and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and F#ck herself"?
Paul Reids Sock
Well-known member
Playing hard to get. Not sure it works in these days of Tinder and all the other on tap sex these kids have these days.
I am 28 and feel old. If my wife were ever to leave me I don't think I could cope. I would be like the old guy in Shawshank Redemption when he gets out of prison.
So your marriage is like a prison sentence. Happy Valentine's day.
Wellesley
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- Jul 24, 2013
- 4,973
It doesn't matter if you're an iron, you can still get your boyfriend something.
Paul Reids Sock
Well-known member
It's fine - she doesn't come on here so I can speak honestly
pasty
A different kind of pasty
I offered Mrs P the same but she declined
So just a card for her then. Which incidentally, is a card more than I got.
Taybha
Whalewhine
I know , it's the thought that counts .
MrSnuggles
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- Apr 29, 2016
- 529
Spent the day buttering her up, with cinema tickets (for Thursday), lovey dovey card, expensive perfume, which will soften the blow in half an hour when l say tar-rah I'm off to the footy!
Exchange of cards, I bought some flowers for the lounge, I'm at work fixing a washing machine and she's off to a mate's for dinner. Probably have a bite out somewhere local later in the week. Lucky gal.
Your Mum
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- Dec 22, 2016
- 469
your mum
Your Mum
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- Dec 22, 2016
- 469
...your mum.
willow147
Active member
Nothing, she gets the joy of a quiet night in whilst I'm at the footy.
When I say quiet, what I mean is that she gets the joy of being at home whilst my 14 daughter has 8 of her girly friends round for a sleepover.
Might have a slower than normal drive home this evening.
When I say quiet, what I mean is that she gets the joy of being at home whilst my 14 daughter has 8 of her girly friends round for a sleepover.
Might have a slower than normal drive home this evening.
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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Raleigh Chopper
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I have booked a table for 8 o clock tonight.
I hope she likes snooker.
I hope she likes snooker.