Flex Your Head
Well-known member
I once went out with a blind girl who said I had the biggest manhood she'd ever felt. I think she was pulling my leg though.
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- Thread starter Flex Your Head
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Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Did she actually use the word 'manhood'? How quaint.
Also, a coincidence that your manhood also has a knee-like joint in it.
Also, a coincidence that your manhood also has a knee-like joint in it.
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,988
Pull the other one.
Foul Play Rocks
Well-known member
- Feb 23, 2013
- 5,180
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Did you get dumped after she saw through you?
My wife was walking around naked when there was a knock at the door. “who is it” she shouted out. “it’s the blind man” came the response. Given the circumstances she went to the door still naked.
“nice set of tits love, where do you want the blind?”
“nice set of tits love, where do you want the blind?”
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
el punal
Well-known member
So when you have an orgasm is it a knee jerk reaction?
Arthritic Toe
Well-known member
Oh come on - you've absolutely destroyed that one. It has to be a nun in the bath and 'the blind man from the village".
Bolton va va
Active member
- Nov 20, 2012
- 374
I think my wife might have died. The sex is about the same but the ironing is piling up.
Taybha
Whalewhine
I don't get it ......
schmunk
"Members"
If she's dead, who's putting clothes into the washing machine? LAUNDRY GHOST!
My wife was looking in the mirror the other night. She sighed and said:
"I'm piling on the pounds, my hair's going grey, I've got a double chin, there's bags under my eyes and wrinkles all over my face."
I didn't say anything.
"Well say something nice to cheer me up!" she snapped crossly.
"Well," I replied slowly, "There's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."
"I'm piling on the pounds, my hair's going grey, I've got a double chin, there's bags under my eyes and wrinkles all over my face."
I didn't say anything.
"Well say something nice to cheer me up!" she snapped crossly.
"Well," I replied slowly, "There's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Pickles
Well-known member
- May 5, 2014
- 1,315
My doctor told me that I was rather important the other day.
Taybha
Whalewhine
I challenge you to a duel , but i don't know how to do it .
Lankyseagull
One Step Beyond
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife....
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife....