[Football] Swedish things to avoid this weekend

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Jul 6, 2018

• #21

Beach Hut said:

If I see Ulrika I will not ignore her

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You'll be a hit if you do

 

Me and my Monkey

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• Jul 6, 2018

• #22

Swedish meatballs for tea tomorrow. Yum.

 

BrickTamland

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Brighton

• Jul 6, 2018

• #23

I’ll have to stay in my flat for a few weeks at least if the worst happens

 

LowKarate

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Wombling free

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dazzer6666

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• Jul 6, 2018

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For those that remember it.........(NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ409l10ciU

 

portlock seagull

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• Jul 6, 2018

• #26

dime bars

tinned 6mth old ground-rotten herrings

Girls with dragon tattoos...otherwise known as chavs..

 

BN9 BHA

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Newhaven

• Jul 6, 2018

• #27

TWOCHOICEStom said:

Ikea.
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Avoided every weekend.

 

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knocky1

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• Jul 6, 2018

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Gazwag said:

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They aren't swedes. They are a couple of Graham Taylors.

Edit. I've just remembered Tomas Brolin. Good one.

 

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LamieRobertson

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Jul 6, 2018

• #29

kevo said:

Meat balls
Pear cider
Abba
Saunas
The Bridge

...anything else?

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Finished last week

 

Colonel Angus

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• Jul 6, 2018

• #30

Avoiding Swedish things could include giving these a swerve:

Politeness
Punctuality
Social conscience
Humility

Actually, they sound pretty nice. Maybe we should let them win.

 

BrickTamland

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Brighton

• Jul 6, 2018

• #31

Colonel Angus said:

Avoiding Swedish things could include giving these a swerve:

Politeness
Punctuality
Social conscience
Humility

Actually, they sound pretty nice. Maybe we should let them win.

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Trust me, if you lived there punctuality is not something you’d associate with them!

 

Gazwag

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• Jul 6, 2018

• #32

knocky1 said:

They aren't swedes. They are a couple of Graham Taylors.

Edit. I've just remembered Tomas Brolin. Good one.

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They are Swede-ish

 

Petunia

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• Jul 7, 2018

• #33

[MENTION=6891]chimneys[/MENTION] ??

 

OzMike

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• Jul 7, 2018

• #34

Gazwag said:

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Those look like turnips, I bloody love swede.

 

Megazone

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Northern Hemisphere.

• Jul 7, 2018

• #35

Ikea can go screw itself.

 

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matey

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• Jul 7, 2018

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lawros left foot said:

Statuesque blond beauties.

Perhaps not.

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Oh So Swedish by Brighton Pier

Please visit .. Eva is such a lovely lady

 

Sorrel

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Back in East Sussex

• Jul 7, 2018

• #37

Neutrality.

 

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METALMICKY

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• Jul 7, 2018

• #38

kevo said:

Meat balls
Pear cider
Abba
Saunas
The Bridge

...anything else?

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Sorry but the sauna originates from Finland. And according to my Finnish sister in law the correct way to pronounce it is 'Sow-na' and not 'Saw-na'.

 

Perfidious Albion

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At the end of my tether

• Jul 7, 2018

• #39

Avoiding Abba is no hardship

 

kevo

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• Jul 7, 2018

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• #40

DavidRyder said:

Sorry to let the side down, I was thinking of having a pear cider tonight

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I'm afraid I've let the side down too. Completely caved, in fact.

Spent last night eating meat balls and drinking pear cider and Skol while watching The Bridge, and was then up early this morning to go to the sauna before borrowing my mate's Volvo to drive to Ikea while listening to Abba on the car stereo and being ****** *** by a statuesque blond beauty.

If we lose, blame me.