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The Clamp

The Clamp

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I have had my 5, but that dinner went so well I have decided to hold another one this Saturday.

Invites have gone out to:

Bob Mortimer
Liza Tarbuck
Louis Theroux
Prof Alice Roberts
Clive James
 










Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,963
Faversham
Mouldy Boots said:
1. Jimmy Greaves
2.Paul Gascoigne
3.George Best
4.Tony Adams
5.Diego Maradona

We would skip the dinner though.
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For a game of 5-a side? You on the bench ???
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,963
Faversham
Weststander said:
For fireworks, with all compelled to stay the entire evening:

Katie Hopkins
Will Self
David Starkey
Marco Pierre White
John Lydon
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It was supposed to be a dinner partly, not a punch up :lolol:
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,963
Faversham
OK, here's mine

Michael Portillo
Jenny Agguter
Henning Wehn
Amanda Donohoe
Mrs Tackle
 




Weststander

Weststander

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:
It was supposed to be a dinner partly, not a punch up :lolol:
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I’d sit back and furtively enjoy the mother of all rows.

The first three have been on Question Time a few times I think, always fiery. Starkey and Self are interesting because although pigeon holed as right and left, they’re also mavericks. Self will just as easily destroy a leftie if he smells hypocracy or a fake.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,963
Faversham
Weststander said:
I’d sit back and furtively enjoy the mother of all rows.

The first three have been on Question Time a few times I think, always fiery. Starkey and Self are interesting because although pigeon holed as right and left, they’re also mavericks. Self will just as easily destroy a leftie if he smells hypocracy or a fake.
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I think you are a shit-stirring maverick.

Top work! :lolol:
 










lawros left foot

lawros left foot

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Jun 11, 2011
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Worthing
zefarelly said:
Keith Floyd is a good shout as is Peter Cook, Tommy Cooper and Bill Hicks would probably be good too

If we were going to have a jam after, Steve Winwood, Ronnie Lane, Jimi Hendrix, Keith moon and Otis Redding. Or just the Faces circa 1973!
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I met Keith Floyd, a detestable person, he treated his assistant as if she were muck on the sole of his shoe. One of the most unpleasant individuals I’ve ever had the misfortune to spend a day with.
 




studio150

studio150

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zefarelly said:
Keith Floyd is a good shout as is Peter Cook, Tommy Cooper and Bill Hicks would probably be good too

If we were going to have a jam after, Steve Winwood, Ronnie Lane, Jimi Hendrix, Keith moon and Otis Redding. Or just the Faces circa 1973!
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Will you have enough booze for this gathering
 




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The Camel

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As much as I thought Peter Cook was just about the funniest man I ever heard, I doubt he would be a great dinner guest.

Miserable fecker IRL by all accounts.
 


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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,336
Uffern
lawros left foot said:
I met Keith Floyd, a detestable person, he treated his assistant as if she were muck on the sole of his shoe. One of the most unpleasant individuals I’ve ever had the misfortune to spend a day with.
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Yep. I've met him too: a rude and obnoxious drunk
 


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