Brighton's WORST PUB World Cup - nominations

papajaff · Apr 10, 2014

Jamaica Inn on Portland Road. Or whatever it's called these days. (Edit; Noble House apparently)

Kin shithole. Frequented by complete bell ends.

Terry Butcher Tribute Act · Apr 10, 2014

Circus Circus
The Pond
The Eddie (or whatever it's calling itself at the moment)

ali jenkins · Apr 10, 2014

Terry Butcher Tribute Act said:
Circus Circus
The Pond
The Eddie (or whatever it's calling itself at the moment)

They should issue hard hats for The Pond. The locals in The Eddy are nice though.

Terry Butcher Tribute Act · Apr 10, 2014

What are the Gladstone and Lecturn like these days? Scabby student pubs?

red star portslade · Apr 10, 2014

papajaff said:
Or Boundary Road

It's in the City limits and it's a karzi. That's all that counts.

fataddick · Apr 10, 2014

(1) Dick's Bar, Falmer. Went there once on a Tuesday afternoon. No ales on, overpriced and full of teens in tracksuits playing table football.

(2) The Bat and Ball, Ditchling Road. Full of people weeing into their own shoes.

(3) The Zone, St James's Street. Karaoke bail hostel.

The Large One · Apr 10, 2014

red star portslade said:
It's in the City limits and it's a karzi. That's all that counts.

I did say "... not '& Hove'", though I suspect that rule might need flattening.

vegster · Apr 10, 2014

My nomination is The Park Crescent, it is nominally a Hall & Woodhouse pub,ergo only a couple of beers on tap, usually shite, and a couple of average lagers. The food is normally served at about 200 C as the " chef " hasn't figured out how to re-heat the bought in menu without vapourising it.

turienzo's lovechild · Apr 10, 2014

The Large One said:
I did say "... not '& Hove'", though I suspect that rule might need flattening.

Yeah get rid of that rule...within the city limits should suffice

The Large One · Apr 10, 2014

turienzo's lovechild said:
Yeah get rid of that rule...within the city limits should suffice

The only reason I put it in was because the BEST PUB World Cup was Brighton only.

I think.

Or maybe it wasn't.

Ernest · Apr 10, 2014

papajaff said:
Jamaica Inn on Portland Road. Or whatever it's called these days. (Edit; Noble House apparently)

Kin shithole. Frequented by complete bell ends.

I DRINK their

S.T.U cgull · Apr 10, 2014

The Branch, London Road. Fallen even further behind since the various revamps
/ new bar on London Road.

Keeping The Dream Alive. · Apr 10, 2014

I'll second King and Queen and the Mash Tun, and will nominate The Branch.

Barrel of Fun · Apr 10, 2014

beorhthelm said:
nominate The Mash Tun, simply because it had the pretension to try and tell a group of 4 blokes we could not enter, at about 6pm on a (non-football) Saturday afternoon. i say try because we simply went in the other door, so pretentious and stupid. and if i recall the beer was iffy too.

Seconded. Dark, dingy, dirty and the crappest toilet.

turienzo's lovechild · Apr 10, 2014

A new one as I used to like it....but I hate The Eagle nowadays

vegster · Apr 10, 2014

The Large One said:
I'd look forward to presenting this place the trophy...

Taking in the recent threads of Brighton's BEST pub, and how awful two particular pubs in Ditchling Road are, let's have your nominations for Brighton's Worst Pub.

Each one needs proposing and seconding, must be in Brighton (not '& Hove'), and must be open currently. Historical former shitholes do not count. Reasons for their awfulness would help their case for being entered.

We'll run it once the World Cup Kits World Cup is done.

Go...

Remember, this is my idea.

The Large One · Apr 10, 2014

vegster said:
Remember, this is my idea.

Yeah, but you're easily distracted.

vegster · Apr 10, 2014

The Large One said:
Yeah, but you're easily distracted.

What ?

Bladders · Apr 10, 2014

beorhthelm said:
nominate The Mash Tun, simply because it had the pretension to try and tell a group of 4 blokes we could not enter, at about 6pm on a (non-football) Saturday afternoon. i say try because we simply went in the other door, so pretentious and stupid. and if i recall the beer was iffy too.

Yes the beer is shit.

Seconded

patchamalbion · Apr 10, 2014

i'll third the branch on London Rd

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