[Misc] The Award-winning official "More Snow Tomorrow?" Thread [2023-24 Season]

vegster · Nov 20, 2014

Guinness Boy said:
FFS

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/537436/UK-weather-USA-cold-arctic-temperatures-hit-Britain

We're DOOMED. AGAIN.

I thought The Express had finally learnt after last years constant banging on about " Arctic Freezes to Hit Britain " during one of the wettest Autumns on record,ah well, it seems America sneezes and we will get hypothermia. I suppose if they keep writing that headline it must come true eventually.

Badger · Nov 20, 2014

Guinness Boy said:
FFS

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/537436/UK-weather-USA-cold-arctic-temperatures-hit-Britain

We're DOOMED. AGAIN.

Absolutely TEXTBOOK quotes from the MetOffice at the end, completely disagreeing with the article:

"A Met Office spokesman said: “Our latest three-month outlook suggests an increased risk of milder and wetter than average conditions for the period November-December-January based on our seasonal forecasts and those from other leading centres around the world."

chucky1973 · Nov 20, 2014

Guinness Boy said:
FFS

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/537436/UK-weather-USA-cold-arctic-temperatures-hit-Britain

We're DOOMED. AGAIN.

Just astonishing........That the Express never learn. There is nothing in the long range forecast to even suggest that I have to turn my heating on before the end of the year. They should be brought to justice over scare mongering OAPS and others. Outrageous behaviour from a terrible terrible rag.

jevs · Nov 20, 2014

Isn't it supposed to be cold in December ?

Lyndhurst 14 · Nov 20, 2014

chucky1973 said:
Just astonishing........That the Express never learn. There is nothing in the long range forecast to even suggest that I have to turn my heating on before the end of the year. They should be brought to justice over scare mongering OAPS and others. Outrageous behaviour from a terrible terrible rag.

How dare you question the "World's Greatest Newspaper"

Giraffe · Nov 22, 2014

Express claiming it's coming from the US next week now. No sign of it from anyone that knows what they're talking about though!

Vegas Seagull · Nov 22, 2014

Giraffe said:
Express claiming it's coming from the US next week now. No sign of it from anyone that knows what they're talking about though!

Mild comes from the U.S. Not snow

Giraffe · Nov 22, 2014

No indication of temperatures dropping below 5 degrees for at least the next 14 days.

Warm, wet, boring.

narly101 · Nov 22, 2014

Giraffe said:
No indication of temperatures dropping below 5 degrees for at least the next 14 days.

Warm, wet, boring.

So that throws out the Daily Express and it's warning of the 3rd Ice Age

LamieRobertson · Nov 22, 2014

Giraffe said:
No indication of temperatures dropping below 5 degrees for at least the next 14 days.

Warm, wet, boring.

Met office has a minimum of 2c as overnight temp for sunday evening (shoreham)...personally no snow is welcomed..
you can be sure it will snow middle January...when i am due to go to Northumberland/Cumbria

Grombleton · Nov 22, 2014

My heart jumps a little whenever this thread is bumped.

Re: The Express: Most educated people know that the Express is claptrap...but it's disturbing how many times I've seen it on my Facebook feed...and how many people are lapping it up.

Giraffe · Nov 22, 2014

Grombleton said:
My heart jumps a little whenever this thread is bumped.

Re: The Express: Most educated people know that the Express is claptrap...but it's disturbing how many times I've seen it on my Facebook feed...and how many people are lapping it up.

This, I am more than fed up with my Facebook friends sharing express links to nonsense!

chucky1973 · Nov 24, 2014

Well the Express certainly got the "Worst winter on Record, Coldest since records began" theory right. TODAY i had to defrost my car. I saw my breath.....Scary stuff......we have gone out and brought tonnes of tinned tomato soup and crackers for the big chill.

Good luck everyone...stay safe.

vegster · Nov 24, 2014

chucky1973 said:
Well the Express certainly got the "Worst winter on Record, Coldest since records began" theory right. TODAY i had to defrost my car. I saw my breath.....Scary stuff......we have gone out and brought tonnes of tinned tomato soup and crackers for the big chill.

Good luck everyone...stay safe.

I'm terrified, I only have 48 candles and a few dozen tealights, 5 Kg of suga,r 2lb of butter and 10 Kg of flour. If last nights Arctic conditions continue for another few days I'm finished.

CorgiRegisteredFriend · Nov 24, 2014

Thank god for decent proper winter weather today. Less than ten degrees and dry. Almost Perfect but could do with a few degrees colder .

chucky1973 · Nov 24, 2014

vegster said:
I'm terrified, I only have 48 candles and a few dozen tealights, 5 Kg of suga,r 2lb of butter and 10 Kg of flour. If last nights Arctic conditions continue for another few days I'm finished.

Your under prepared my friend and I fear for you in the next few days. You have had years of notice from the Express. Stay in touch if your fingers are not too cold to type of course.

vegster · Nov 24, 2014

chucky1973 said:
Your under prepared my friend and I fear for you in the next few days. You have had years of notice from the Express. Stay in touch if your fingers are not too cold to type of course.

Thanks, I'm done for unless I can get hold of a Harty Hot Air Blower.

chucky1973 · Nov 24, 2014

vegster said:
Thanks, I'm done for unless I can get hold of a Harty Hot Air Blower.

The good ole Harty Hot Air Blower.....we could all do with one of those

HAILSHAM SEAGULL · Nov 24, 2014

chucky1973 said:
The good ole Harty Hot Air Blower.....we could all do with one of those

Unfortunately, Ernest is busy :wink:

narly101 · Nov 24, 2014

Mrs Narly101 has decided that the Daily Express is right. Arctic conditions because it took her all of 10 minutes to de-ice her car this morning.

Daft bint.

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