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Meade's Ball

Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I have a manager at my work who claims to have had over 600 lovers. He's about 34. I one day dared ask if he was the giver or the receiver, and he said he was the sole giver. Giving is usually a charitable thing eh, but this fella never having agreed to having one of the 600 chaps pop one up him doesn't seem to be a harbinger of kindly acts. So, he gives, but in a mostly selfish way, I suppose.
 






WhingForPresident

WhingForPresident

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NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2009
16,176
Marlborough
Rugrat said:
This is what you need ... say Hi to Lady Gull and Martyn20

http://www.seagullschat.com/forum/index.php/forum/5-brighton-hove-albion/
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How the **** has 'Martyn20' managed to spend 191 days accumulatively on there? I thought maybe it was time since he registered or similar but no, it is the time he has actually spent on the website, presumably talking to himself.

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One of the biggest knobheads ever to grace our board.
 


M

Munkfish

Well-known member
May 1, 2006
11,871
Meade's Ball said:
I have a manager at my work who claims to have had over 600 lovers. He's about 34. I one day dared ask if he was the giver or the receiver, and he said he was the sole giver. Giving is usually a charitable thing eh, but this fella never having agreed to having one of the 600 chaps pop one up him doesn't seem to be a harbinger of kindly acts. So, he gives, but in a mostly selfish way, I suppose.
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lovely stuff.
 


Hillian1

Hillian1

( . ) ( . )
Jul 15, 2010
15,364
Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs
WhingForPresident said:
How the **** has 'Martyn20' managed to spend 191 days accumulatively on there? I thought maybe it was time since he registered or similar but no, it is the time he has actually spent on the website, presumably talking to himself.

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One of the biggest knobheads ever to grace our board.
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Genuinely lovely fella in person.
 




neilbard

neilbard

Hedging up
Oct 8, 2013
6,245
Tyringham
Bozza said:
Are there cliques?

I thought NSC was the least cliquey it has ever been.

I don't include my own personal clique in that obviously, but I appreciate that they just pretend to like me for gossip on transfers and finding out which Albion players got asked to leave the hotel in Vegas.
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Mellotron

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,827
Brighton
Hillian1 said:
Ideally refering to yourself in the third person too.

Ah yes, good days indeed.
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The third person aspect makes it truly a thing of pompous beauty.
 








Iggle Piggle

Iggle Piggle

Well-known member
Sep 3, 2010
5,315
'Deleting Cookies now' was my favourite flounce. Imagine typing that? (Well, I suppose I just did)
 








Wellesley

Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Meade's Ball said:
I have a manager at my work who claims to have had over 600 lovers. He's about 34. I one day dared ask if he was the giver or the receiver, and he said he was the sole giver. Giving is usually a charitable thing eh, but this fella never having agreed to having one of the 600 chaps pop one up him doesn't seem to be a harbinger of kindly acts. So, he gives, but in a mostly selfish way, I suppose.
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Is he a Fuzzy-Wuzzy?

The don't like it up 'em.
 


Wellesley

Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
boik said:
You can abuse me if you like. Not sure if I've ever been abused on here and I'm feeling left out.
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And you probably never will be, because you are so f#cking boring and irrelevant, why would anybody waste their time bothering to abuse a pillock of a low-life like you?
 










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