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[Humour] What's a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe?





Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,347
Faversham
My wardrobe isn't big enough to contain a pagan and a wild animal at the same time.
 














Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
How dare you look in my wardrobe. How did you get in to my house without me knowing? When was this? What I have in my wardrobe IS my business, but none of yours.
 




bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,051
Dubai
I'm still trying to put my IKEA wardrobe together, so the lion has escaped

Which IKEA model did you get, the Aslån or the Tumnus?
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,381
[MENTION=14365]Thunder Bolt[/MENTION]

They were in the wardrobe. It is clearly stated.

Hence, on the assumption that they should, as is evidenced from previous historical accounts, be in said county, the question is asked.
 








Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,347
Faversham
Tolkien/C.S. Lewis talk.

Lewis is one of the finest Christian men around.

Around what? Around 55 years dead, I think you'll find. :shrug:

(or has he been resurrected like Aslan?)
 












portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
16,979
Essential childhood reading, practically child abuse not to be given the set by Grandparents etc. Treasured memories :)
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,722
Worthing
How come an animal as big as an elephant can end up in wardrobes, fridges and even cars ? I mean they are generally huge animals.
They even got into Groucho Marx’s pyjamas.
 



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