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Barry Izbak

Barry Izbak

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Dec 7, 2005
7,329
Lancing By Sea
Great thread

Two Ronnies unbeatable

 








Frutos

Frutos

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NSC Patron
May 3, 2006
35,601
Northumberland
Another Barker & Corbett classic:

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Badger

Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,797
Toronto
My two favourite NTNOCN sketches



 




AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit

AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit

New member
Dec 15, 2014
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Here
cirC said:
Looked all over tinternet but I cannot find the Ronnie Barker sketch of 'Rindercella'.
The transcript goes as below.Got to love the Reverend Spooner...
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes.

The irony is, BBC received not one complaint.
The speed of delivery must have been too much
for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read.......

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.


Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.



Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.



The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and
a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
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Here is a cleaner, US version of Rindercella on the American tv show, Hee Haw, which was recorded from the audience in their studio in Nashville, Tennessee. It took a while to find it and may have to do with my search on Google being done in the states.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41cCpqNsnM
 




W.C.

W.C.

New member
Oct 31, 2011
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Sketch or scene? Or both? Sure I'm not the first person to ask.

 








Beach Hut

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,992
Living In a Box
HantsSeagull said:
i am useless with links but the Fast Show sketch where Ralph has to tell Ted his wife is dead via a drinking game that Ted is playing with his mates down the pub
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That was incredibly funny and also quite sad at the same time.
 








Boroseagull

Boroseagull

Well-known member
Aug 23, 2003
2,068
Alhaurin de la Torre
Can't see anything of the late and very funny Marty Feldman. I remember his shows on BBC2 back in the late 60's, here's just one sketch from them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-LvABxMsY

I tried to find 'The Auctioneer' or 'The Football Commentary', but they are, I guess, classed as being non politically correct and therefore not available.
 


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