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el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• May 31, 2017

• #21

studio150 said:

She is a BIG Wham fan
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Another one that can't spell Hughton.

 

Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004

30,130

Bexhill-on-Sea

• May 31, 2017

• #22

Just spotted this on Sheffield Wednesday's forum

bigsalwednesday said:

Me ant kids have gone to this cheap and tacky resort for some sun, which is all we can afford on't social and we a having a greet time roun't pool but there's these two old codgers in Brighton shirts who keep staring at me. Now I just assumed they were gay like the rest of em but I'm not so sure as the short one is always staring at me. Sat near them at the buffet last night and one kept on moaning, first it was cos he missed the excursion to the llama park as he put his form in the wrong bin and now he's in't ear of rep all day long as he wants a refund for the cost of the free bus into town as he don't use it. Both on't int'net all day long while laying by't pool. Yesterday during the driving school demo I'm sure he was trying to harpoon me with his willy. Today they have matching Frankie Says Relex t shirts on, defies belief

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Live by the sea

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Oct 21, 2016

4,718

• May 31, 2017

• #23

Never had that situation in the south of France.

 

Diego Napier

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Mar 27, 2010

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• May 31, 2017

• #24

bn9 bha said:

Found a photo of him.

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That's funny, I'd always imagined [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] to be short as well.

Is that his partner on the right?

 

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timbha

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Jul 5, 2003

9,884

Sussex

• May 31, 2017

• #25

Diego Napier said:

That's funny, I'd always imagined [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] to be short as well.

Is that his partner on the right?

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That's right, fringe and all

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• May 31, 2017

• #26

It's 9:37 and we need an update.
What did they eat last night?
How many ice creams have been consumed so far today?
What are they wearing?
Have you complained that they are ruining your holiday?
Have you told them that you are considerably richer than them?

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

50,154

Goldstone

• May 31, 2017

• #27

Beach Hut said:

On the hour, every hour the two kids have an ice cream

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Call social services.

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

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Aug 7, 2003

7,787

• May 31, 2017

• #28

When is someone going to produce a "WERE LOOSE" t shirt?

 

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..

May 7, 2017

4,137

Eastbourne

• May 31, 2017

• #29

Triggaaar said:

Call social services.

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Bad move. Imagine how many ice creams they'd want! The whole office could want a 99 with chocolate sauce and sprinkles, and that's the food budget blown!!

 

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Munkfish

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May 1, 2006

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• May 31, 2017

• #30

Diego Napier said:

That's funny, I'd always imagined [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] to be short as well.

Is that his partner on the right?

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Picture an older version of Sean Lock.

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,273

Sussex by the Sea

• May 31, 2017

• #31

The Antikythera Mechanism said:

When is someone going to produce a "WERE LOOSE" t shirt?

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Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010

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EP

• May 31, 2017

• #32

I've completely forgotten what this thread was about

 

brightn'ove

cringe

Apr 12, 2011

9,137

London

• May 31, 2017

• #33

Gazwag said:

Just spotted this on Sheffield Wednesday's forum

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Ernest?

 

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003

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• May 31, 2017

• #34

And her kids are probably pissing in the pool that you've just swallowed.

Why I always insist on a private villa and pool

 

Diego Napier

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Mar 27, 2010

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• May 31, 2017

• #35

Munkfish said:

Picture an older version of Sean Lock.

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Anywhere close?

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

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The Fatherland

• May 31, 2017

• #36

I presume you're pool side in your Paul Smith thong?

 

Beach Hut

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Jul 5, 2003

71,954

Living In a Box

• May 31, 2017

• Thread starter
• #37

Herr Tubthumper said:

I presume you're pool side in your Paul Smith thong?

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Tommy Bahamas my good man

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,138

• Jun 1, 2017

• #38

[MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION] If you're once again in Corralejo, can i just IMPLORE you to take the local bus to El Cotillo. Costs a couple of euros and leaves on the hour regular as clockwork. I promise you the beaches and the general vibe of El Cottilo will blow your mind and you'll never holiday in Corralejo ever again.