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British and global accents: what's your favourite & hated ones?









Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,590
1) North London - born in Enfield.
2) Eastern European - sexy on the women, Borat-funny with the men.
3) Scouse - horrible Brookside drawl.
4) Chinese accent - so hard to understand what they're on about.
 


tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,002
Canterbury
1) What your accent is: non-descript South East England, with t's usually pronounced
2) Your favourite accent: French people talking English, quite liked that rabbit on the Cadbury's Caramel ad ???
3) Your most hated accent: South African/Dutch/Brummie
4) What you think is the most least intelligible accent: anything spoken with a thick accent - hate having to ask people to repeat what they said multiple times
 










Swillis

Banned
Dec 10, 2015
1,568
I'm at work so I can't......But from you're reaction it makes the OP even weirder than we all thought for admitting to something like that

This is the top Google result and sums it up best of all I think

Cyber
Online sex that loners engage in if they are too ugly and boring to get a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Loner1: Hey wanna cyber?
Loner2: Sure, baby, let me virtually take my clothes off.
Loner1: This is so great.
 




Soulman

New member
Oct 22, 2012
10,966
Sompting
1) What your accent is: Essex
2) Your favourite accent: Spanish
3) Your most hated accent: None really, although Black Country is grating
4) What you think is the most least intelligible accent: Thick NI.
 




Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,047
at home
Love the Italian accent, and always find brummie a bit guttural
 




perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,457
Sūþseaxna
I can't tell the difference between Mackem and Geordie.Just as dificult as each other.
The worst one to understand (in practice) was the Northern Irish one (too quick) where I had to ring Dell when the computer went wrong. (Ceased buying Dell computers because of it.)
The Black County accent when the talkers had a few drinks is a foreign language to me.
The Glasgow accent is different depending on the part of the city, the south is understandable.
I turn down appearances on local Birmingham local radio as they callers are too difficult to understand.
I think Brighton natives may have there own distinct accents, often lost, but sometimes very clear.
A Poet's Corner Hove accent (acquired at the turn of the 19th/20th century) sounded strange to me, more like Cockney. Not very musical.
 




SouthCoastOwl

New member
May 23, 2013
1,719
Vaux Sur Seine
South Yorkshire
French
Public school
Thailand (had a couple of phone conferences where I haven't understood a word)
 








looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
1. My accent: Rude and angry

2. Fav accent: People with speech impediments.

3. Hated accent: Academic wittering

4. Most unintelligible English: PC Jargon (Just read the comments section in the guardian vis identity politics)
 






de la zouch

Active member
Jul 12, 2007
391
1. Softened Nottingham accent - Think Ken Clarke
2. Norn Iron - female
3. Birmingham - hard to sound intelligent
4. Pished Glaswegian
 


Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,714
1) What your accent is: polite and proper English.
2) Your favourite accent: Sussex, but not mockney.
3) Your most hated accent: Irish, with a passion!
4) What you think is the most least intelligible accent: Brummie, Geordie or redneck.
 


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