Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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[Misc] Minor annoyances
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GT49er
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Very simple solution. Unfortunately, it's probably not allowed in these OC days. Just need a little notice on the wall or the front of the cistern:
"Ladies, please leave the seat UP
It isn't rocket science!"
It isn't rocket science!"
McTavish
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- Nov 5, 2014
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The misuse of the word disinterested.
Do you have a Prince Albert?
GT49er
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True....BUT at least they are phoning you back, in other words it's their call. Better than other shysters (too many to mention) leave you hanging on for 25 minutes at 10p a minute (or more), playing you carp music, occasionally interspersed with an announcement, "We are sorry, we are experiencing an exceptional volume of calls at the moment". No they're not, they're lying bar-steward shysters; they're cost-cutting by not employing enough people to answer their phones - and they're hoping that you decide you can't afford to hang on to complain any longer and just go away.
GT49er
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The worst ones are the ones who look at you with a smug look as if they've successfully nudged you out of the way! The only consolation is realising that they are extremely stupid people, probably with very small willies that they need to compensate for by pretending they've got one over you.
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
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Still get full attendant service at petrol stations in New Jersey, bliss and they throw in a window clean as well.
Now - if they just stopped playing the national anthem before every sodding sporting fixture in the States, this should be like other countries and only played for national games - not domestic.
People that write on banknotes especially lewd things. 
GT49er
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Aww - hadn't thought of trying that one. Unfortunately, it illegal under the 1928 Currency and Banknote Act, so that is one of life's little pleasures I'll have to forgo!
Yes they have those shit things in Iceland where you have to guess how much petrol you need, and pay for it, before you fill. Mind you, petrol is a tad expensive there....
"you are in a high priority queue" like there is another low priority queue. Brainless fraudulent cheating shysters.
sheesh that is a petty one. Go grab yourself a pack of pepper pigs
GT49er
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Not brainless. They've worked it all out very cleverly!
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
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But you don't disagree with my 'fraudulent cheating shysters' verdict, then ....
maltaseagull
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Just went to put £50 of petrol in car - £50.02
Why can't we have pumps like they have abroad where you put in the amount you want and it dispenses that amount
We have filling station staff to put the fuel in for you!
Probably why it's so expensive here.€1.34 per litre unleaded.
After hours they have auto machines that dispense €10or20,a pop.
surlyseagull
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- Aug 23, 2008
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Women with baby buggies who think they have got carte blanche to run any fuc*er over within 100 metres of them and their sprog .
People saying methinks .....methinks they need a punch in the throat .
Treading in dog shi*e and only realising when your foot slips of your cars clutch.
People saying methinks .....methinks they need a punch in the throat .
Treading in dog shi*e and only realising when your foot slips of your cars clutch.
People who say:
"My bad"
"My bad"