[Humour] Does your anus really smell of farts?

Megazone said:

or what about the infamous Wotsits crisp farts which can haunt any room for hours?

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Megazone said:

Back to the actual topic. If Uranus does smell like fart. Why are these so called scientists just assuming Uranus smells like eggy farts? Who's to say Uranus doesn't smell more Kebabish? or a boiled sprouts silent but violent? or what about the infamous Wotsits crisp farts which can haunt any room for hours?

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marlowe said:

Are you a Latin scholar or was that a completely serendipitous oblique reference to the Roman poet Juvenal whose Satire III (58-125) contains the surprisingly pertinent lines:

Who’re always ready to throw up their hands and cheer
If their friend belches deeply, or perhaps pisses straight,
Or gives a fart when the golden bowl’s turned upside down.

I should point out, in case I'm coming across a bit Stephen Fry, that I came across this completely by chance as before your post I hadn't even heard of the Roman poet Juvenal, but your use of the word "juvanal" prompted my curiosity as I didn't know if it was an inadvertent misspelling of "juvenile", an intentional play on the words "juvenile" and "anal", or a word I'd never heard before, so I googled it to check, which led me to my discovery of Juvenal.

But thanks to you from now on I'll be using "Juvenal" as an adjective of reproach if ever I'm in the company of adults who are laughing and joking about farting.

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Uncle C said:

NSC at its most childish.

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Uncle C said:

NSC at its most childish.

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