Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Came across Harold Tensixtysix at an unemployment benefit office. But I don't think he had that name when he was a kid, he chose it for himself.
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[Help] Worst name for a kid ever....
- Thread starter Pevenseagull
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
In my teens I worked part time behind the deli counter at Co-Op with a bloke called Simon Knellor (I kid you not).
I also used to work with an indian bloke called Harminder Batth.
I also used to work with an indian bloke called Harminder Batth.
You’ve reminded me I used to work with a Louise Rolls. First name always got shortened, obviously.
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Bwian
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- Jul 14, 2003
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Lower West Stander
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For anyone who works in the financial markets, there used to be a list circulated every Christmas of the silliest names listed on Bloomberg. I haven’t seen it for a few years but there are some I’ll never forget.
Wan Kim
Donna Bumgardner
Nimrod Weiselfish
Hiroshi Takenoshita
And my own favourite:
Gustavo Cunto
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Wan Kim
Donna Bumgardner
Nimrod Weiselfish
Hiroshi Takenoshita
And my own favourite:
Gustavo Cunto
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Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
There are lots of Cuntos living in Bedfordshire. Came over to make bricks I think.
I once worked with a german guy who went by the memorable name of Berndt Koch.
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
Worked with a guy called Geoff ****. He was safety officer at intel in Hillsboro Oregan.
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
Taiwanese have a habit of westernising names and so you get
Peace Wu
Happy Wu
Reliable Wu
To name but a few.
Peace Wu
Happy Wu
Reliable Wu
To name but a few.
nickbrighton
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- Feb 19, 2016
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In my previous existence as a call centre manager, we had to ring a customer because we had a contract in his name. We were all pretty sure it was fake, but we had to be sure. It took ages before we found a volunteer who promised he wouldn't laugh when he asked for the customer. The customer was an ex military fellow, and we had to ring and ask for a "Major R Sole". His wife answered and said "Yes its genuine, yes I know what it sounds like, no he wont stop using the Major. I kid you not.
I live in Bedfordshire, I hope I’m not one of them!
Algernon
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Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,683
My dad's mate's wife was called Minjeeta.
Always made me chuckle.
Always made me chuckle.
A few names of people who have published scientfic research I have read made me smile. For sheer absurdity this takes the biscuit:
Beat U Raess
Beat U Raess
Bolton va va
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- Nov 20, 2012
- 374
When Beyonce discovered that Roy Castle was her father, she decided not to adopt his name.
dejavuatbtn
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Not quite a forename issue but years ago I came across a customer who had the initials A.G.E. and the surname Bumpass. Our records had surname first.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Clint
Good job they didn't leave out the N
Bolton va va
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- Nov 20, 2012
- 374
It was one of my happiest days when the German footballer, Stefan ****z was linked to Man United....just imagine how many shirts they could have sold. Sadly he was never signed.