[Humour] Joke du Jour.

Diablo · Mar 8, 2018

Love this one.

Douglas Bader – showed just how wicked his humour could be after the war, when he gave a talk at a posh girls’ school.

He said: “So there were two of the f***ers behind me, three f***ers to my right, another f***er on the left…”

At this point the headmistress paled and interjected. : “I think you should know, girls, that the Fokker was a type of German plane.”

Bader replied: “That may be true madam but These F***ers were flying Messerschmitts.”

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AmexRuislip · Mar 8, 2018

Did he suffer a hairline krake!

skipper734 · Mar 8, 2018

Blowfish, They're Poisonous. Could do a job.

Tim Over Whelmed · Mar 8, 2018

How on earth could you ride a bike in just a T Shirt in this weather, he's not only risking himself but others around him serious injury.

Spicy · Mar 8, 2018

Three pages of carping on - amazing. :lol:

raymondo · Mar 8, 2018

Martlet said:
Has anyone been plaiced at the scene?

Cod only knows

mickybha · Mar 8, 2018

codswallop

Bodian · Mar 8, 2018

What precisely was he laying on the pavement? Could his actions have some bearing on why he was attacked?

raymondo · Mar 8, 2018

Spicy said:
Three pages of carping on - amazing.

NSC members are dab hands at that

raymondo · Mar 8, 2018

Bodian said:
What precisely was he laying on the pavement? Could his actions have some bearing on why he was attacked?

Don't tell him, Pike!

raymondo · Mar 8, 2018

Petee said:
Sounds like he was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time

The opposite of Glenn Moray then

Ken Livingstone Seagull · Mar 8, 2018

It seems to me that some Jokes du Jour are on here just for the halibut. :timmy:

Which is simply offal (diversification cue for Cuts of Meat puns).

Napier · Mar 8, 2018

He must have had some mussels to hit him that hard. Did he admit to it or did he clam up?

Jimmy Come Lately · Mar 8, 2018

Not a great effort, but it huss to be said that it's a whelkome break from arguing about a Palace breamback.

Lindfield by the Pond · Mar 8, 2018

Ken Livingstone Seagull said:
It seems to me that some Jokes du Jour are on here just for the halibut.

Which is simply offal (diversification cue for Cuts of Meat puns).

This would be a misteak. Keep with the fish puns

Sussexscots · Mar 8, 2018

'Eel soon be caught. They'll get his Dabs off the weapon. Probably on his way to Finland now.

Winker · Mar 8, 2018

The French wear hooped shirts not striped, so I'm a little concerned that the only Frenchman I know to wear stripes is Anthony Knockaert. If the CCTV appears on Crimewatch then I suggest we all keep quiet about it.

essbee1 · Mar 8, 2018

Jimmy Come Lately said:
Not a great effort, but it huss to be said that it's a whelkome break from arguing about a Palace breamback.

That is brill-iant sir!!

SweatyMexican · Mar 8, 2018

That’s good balance to hit him over the head with a large fish whilst on a bike. Was it dead or alive? How did he catch the fish?

Also, why was the assailant allowed to escape? Yet again it shows the UK’s police has gone to the dogs. I blame the Lib Dems.

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