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Tim Over Whelmed · Apr 9, 2018

Giraffe said:
I don't think Premier League players have much professional pride and they certainly don't care less whether their owner gets another few million pounds or not.

I'd also guess that the greedy players also don't care much for the 5-10% of the finishing bounty they may get. 10% of £2m divided by a squad of say 25 = around £8,000 or a day's wages!

Bold Seagull · Apr 9, 2018

Tim Over Whelmed said:
I'd also guess that the greedy players also don't care much for the 5-10% of the finishing bounty they may get. 10% of £2m divided by a squad of say 25 = around £8,000 or a day's wages!

Clean sheet bonuses, goal and win bonuses, performance related bonuses. People might be surprised how much playing well in a game of football is worth.

Tim Over Whelmed · Apr 9, 2018

Bold Seagull said:
Clean sheet bonuses, goal and win bonuses, performance related bonuses. People might be surprised how much playing well in a game of football is worth.

In 1982 it was the difference between £15 per game and £20 per game, trust me it made winning very worthwhile (my "normal" job was worth about £30 a week)

Biscuit · Apr 11, 2018

Thunder Bolt said:
That's just superstition.

Change at Barnham · Apr 11, 2018

How much is each final league position worth for us.
i.e. the difference say, between finishing 14th and 17th?

RandyWanger · Apr 11, 2018

Change at Barnham said:
How much is each final league position worth for us.
i.e. the difference say, between finishing 14th and 17th?

https://www.totalsportek.com/money/premier-league-prize-money/

Giraffe · Apr 11, 2018

Change at Barnham said:
How much is each final league position worth for us.
i.e. the difference say, between finishing 14th and 17th?

£7.7m

FatSuperman · Apr 11, 2018

Plooks said:
That's TWO Pascal Gross'!!

Or just under a third of Benteke. Perhaps as a down payment to secure his services in the future.

FatSuperman · Apr 11, 2018

Plooks said:
I would rather have 3 Pascal Gross' in the team. Think of the assists!!!

But think of the GOALS from a striker of Benteke's calibre!!

I mean, I haven't looked it up but he must be in double goals by now?

Machiavelli · Apr 11, 2018

Plooks said:
That's TWO Pascal Gross'!!

And one misplaced apostrophe

Apologies. Couldn't resist

Machiavelli · Apr 11, 2018

Plooks said:
I always get them wrong with esses'sss.

I'm not quite sure what it is: Grosss, or Grosses.

Taybha · Apr 11, 2018

pressure = force per area; p = F/A; F = force, A = area, p = pressure = Goal

nicko31 · Apr 12, 2018

Giraffe said:
£7.7m

The sad is reality is you need to win the FA Cup 4 years in a row to get that!!

FatSuperman · Apr 13, 2018

Plooks said:
He MUST have about 15. I mean that's three times a Pascal Gross...and that is what he cost. So he must be on 15 goals now.

AT LEAST. If you think what Murray is on. I'll go check, bet he's not far off Golden Boot territory.

Ok. So we should spend the money on pick n' mix instead. Despite being the most costly substance on Earth, it's still better value than Benteke.

Weststander · Apr 14, 2018

Giraffe said:
3 points down, the lowest of all season, but that means 37 points which I think will be enough (thanks Saints, Swansea and WBA).

How bloody poor were we in that second half today though?!

I would LOVE, absolutely LOVE a win at Palace to put them in it. I fear a draw is as good as we can muster though.

Now 4 points behind this schedule, with a quite possible LLLLL ahead, yet we're odds on to day up.

Official Old Man · Apr 14, 2018

For the first time this season I can get BHA into the bottom three.
But to do so needs some crazy results from Southampton & Stoke.

Bold Seagull · Apr 15, 2018

Stoke 27:
West Ham A
Burnley H
Liverpool A
Palace H
Swansea A

Southampton 28:
Leicester A
Bournemouth H
Everton A
Swansea A
Man City H

Palace 34:
Watford A
Leicester H
Stoke A
West Brom H

Huddersfield 35:
Everton H
Man City A
Chelsea A
Arsenal H

Swansea 33:
Man City A
Chelsea H
Bournemouth A
Southampton H
Stoke H

West Ham 34:
Stoke H
Arsenal A
Man City H
Leicester A
Man Utd H
Everton H

Brighton 35:
Spurs H
Burnley A
Man Utd H
Man City A
Liverpool A

Watford 37:
Palace H
Spurs A
Newcastle H
Man Utd A

Giraffe · Apr 15, 2018

Now 4 behind, Palace 2 ahead.

I hate Palace.

I think we all know that another point or 2 will be enough though.

Southampton are capable of matching our 35 points with their run in, but can't see them topping it.

I fancy a long overdue bonus on Tuesday night.

Giraffe · Apr 15, 2018

Giraffe said:
Bedwetting on NSC as we only get 9 points from our first 10 games.
Talk of Europe when we hit 23 points in mid December.
Talk of relegation again by the end of January.
Then NSC goes crazy after we reach 38 point with five matches to go
NSC bedwets again as we take just 2 points from the final five matches, players on the beach, not trying etc etc etc etc etc.

Well my prediction was nearly right so far.

Steve Foster · Apr 15, 2018

I have the end of season bottom table as:

West Ham 42
Bournemouth 41
Huddersfield 41
C Palace 39
Southampton 36
BHA 36
Swansea 34
Stoke 32
WBA 24

Could well go to the last game of the season ....

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