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[Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI - THE FINAL
- Thread starter jimhigham
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Yep. People are 30 times smaller than hippos, and cars and swimming pools are not bothered by hippos.
maffew
Well-known member
Not often I disagree with you Trig, my car, pool and the walk back from the pub which was advised against were all bothered by hippos so you are wrong on this one mate
maltaseagull
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maltaseagull
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How can inanimate objects be bothered?
Who cares? The Hippo's competitor is a cute little fluffy thing that enjoys being cuddled by children and attractive women.
How the flying feck it has won this competition AND is now in the final again is beyond comprehension.
This is not a time for splitting hairs (I know, that's difficult for you Trig but bear with me). The honey badger is NOT hard. It's just a bit of an idiot.
This isn't "World's Most Similar Creature To Boris Johnson". There should be no prize for being a dick.
It "takes on" bigger animals because it's trying to get something to eat which is already dead. It often gets killed by the bigger animals who probably killed the prey in the first place. How in God's name does this make the angry little rat "hard"?
You may as well vote vulture or seagull or mosquito.
The badger is just an irritating ****.
maffew
Well-known member
The car nor me we no inanimate, the pool was
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
And now, the Coup de Gras;
Would you need a reinforced Landrover to go and see a Honey Badger?
That is all. Thank you m'Lud.
Would you need a reinforced Landrover to go and see a Honey Badger?
That is all. Thank you m'Lud.
Peter Ward
Well-known member
Seagull, now ther's a thought.
Peter Ward
Well-known member
I think in the case of Hippo the word is bovvered.
So we're back to the size of the animal
Bruntburger
New member
Honey badger
and after:
#fakenews
