o/t Sharing a joke

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Lindfield by the Pond

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Lindfield (near the pond)

• Aug 22, 2017

• #41

Garage_Doors said:

My grandad passed away peacefully in his sleep, unlike his passengers.

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Just before my Uncle passed away, we put lard on his back. He went downhill quickly after that.

 

Ken Livingstone Seagull

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Maui, Hawaii

• Aug 23, 2017

• #42

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo, and doesn't -- Mark Twain.

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

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Brighton

• Aug 23, 2017

• #43

Just before he died my uncle offered words of advice, he said to me "stop shaking that f@@king ladder you c**t" !

 

maltaseagull

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Zabbar- Malta

• Aug 23, 2017

• #44

maffew said:

I deleted all my german contacts from my phone. Now its Hans free

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Was that on last years list?

 

Norman Potting

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Aug 23, 2017

• #45

"You know that film "Minions" - I sent someone to watch if for me yesterday". (c) Milton Jones, King of Deadpan.

 

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maffew

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• Aug 23, 2017

• #46

maltaseagull said:

Was that on last years list?

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I think it was yes

 

Iggle Piggle

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• Aug 23, 2017

• #47

Stato said:

Surely the traditional NSC version should be:

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book about very small penises,
The librarian replies 'It isn't in yet,' and he says:
"In that case, wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

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With PARMA ham.

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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• Aug 23, 2017

• #48

Two werewolves were walking through Churchill Square- one turned to the other and said "There's not many people around...."

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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• Aug 23, 2017

• #49

GT49er said:

At least two of which found their way on to here earlier. Plagiarism rules!

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I have read that a couple of times.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Aug 24, 2017

• #50

Arsene Wenger's Champions League preparations are coming along nicely...
He's just ordered a new Sky box.


North Korea has assembled a fleet to sink the US navy. It's made up of tankers, container ships and fishing boats.

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Telford

• Aug 24, 2017

• #51

Garage_Doors said:

My grandad passed away peacefully in his sleep, unlike his passengers.

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Garage_Doors said:

Just before he died my uncle offered words of advice, he said to me "stop shaking that f@@king ladder you c**t" !

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Seems you only post on a thread without reading what others have contributed first - both of these are repeats of others who beat you to it ...

 

maltaseagull

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Zabbar- Malta

• Aug 24, 2017

• #52

Shropshire Seagull said:

Seems you only post on a thread without reading what others have contributed first - both of these are repeats of others who beat you to it ...

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Shropshire Seagull

Senior supervisor thread post repetition watchdogs.