OK who went to Asda on Valentine's Day?

pishhead · Jul 21, 2017

Circulation problems you say?
Sounds like he had a stroke.

Taybha · Jul 21, 2017

I would of got a ticket as well , think there's a 3 hour stay time limit .

hart's shirt · Jul 21, 2017

Perhaps he was enjoying a big rollback?

big nuts · Jul 21, 2017

Maybe it was a tactical as he thought he was getting his nuts in for Valentines day.

Brok · Jul 21, 2017

So the poor bloke had a quick w**k in his car, where he thought nobody could see.
He now not only has his name splashed all over the papers and internet, but he has to attend 20 rehabilitation sessions.
Talk about rubbing it in...

ofco8 · Jul 21, 2017

As it wasn't even classed as a sexual offence feel the Argus were a bit mean to highlight his name so prominently. More embarrassing than criminal.

el punal · Jul 21, 2017

He might, he just might, have got away with it if he said he was setting up his own "hand car wash" business, also adding that the business was up and down at the moment with a lot of comings and goings.

dazzer6666 · Jul 21, 2017

Any way this story can have a happy ending ?

Theatre of Trees · Jul 21, 2017

Brok said:
So the poor bloke had a quick w**k in his car, where he thought nobody could see.
He now not only has his name splashed all over the papers and internet, but he has to attend 20 rehabilitation sessions.
Talk about rubbing it in...

Not just his name splashed all over the place.

ManOfSussex · Jul 21, 2017

Sounds like a right jerk.

WhingForPresident · Jul 21, 2017

This should've been his defence:

ManOfSussex · Jul 21, 2017

Or like in Brasseye

AmexRuislip · Jul 21, 2017

edna krabappel · Jul 21, 2017

Brok said:
So the poor bloke had a quick w**k in his car, where he thought nobody could see.

Well. That's what he said in court....

knocky1 · Jul 21, 2017

Tinted windows and a blanket. Easy. Shame the bloke with a dog that I was watching was interrupted mid stream....

thedonkeycentrehalf · Jul 21, 2017

A bloke I used to play football with got nicked for something similar a few years ago. He bought a jazz mag in the newsagents on Strand Parade in Worthing and couldn't wait to get home and was caught having a Thomas in his car that was parked outside of the newsagents.

edna krabappel · Jul 22, 2017

thedonkeycentrehalf said:
A bloke I used to play football with got nicked for something similar a few years ago

Handling swollen goods?

DavePage · Jul 22, 2017

dazzer6666 said:
Timmy is a ****er.......what do the 20 sessions of rehab involve I wonder

Lashes, 20 strokes

Doc Lynam · Jul 22, 2017

thedonkeycentrehalf said:
A bloke I used to play football with got nicked for something similar a few years ago. He bought a jazz mag in the newsagents on Strand Parade in Worthing and couldn't wait to get home and was caught having a Thomas in his car that was parked outside of the newsagents.

Hindsight is always 20/20!

Jack Straw · Jul 22, 2017

Asda - Law, for mess!

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