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WHC X: The FINAL - Grasshopper Mouse Vs Honey Badger
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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OzMike
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Badger all the way, he would win by accidentally treading on his opponent.
This. And the ****ing thing is almost in Toon colours. It's a SIGN. Inextricably linked to BHA my ARSE !
Vote GHM.
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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The Grasshopper is laying low, below the radar you may say, but is mighty impressive and keeps getting the results. Even when the TV shows prefer the bigger beasts and keep overlooking them. Remind you of anyone? #grasshoppersaretheAlbion
Bring back Bryan wade!!
I wanna caravan for me ma
After reading through a few pages it genuinely amuses me how SERIOUSLY some people take this and literally start having hissy fits and throwing their toys out of the pram!!
WHC JCL alert.
This competition is brimming with history and simmering rivalries, you couldn't possibly understand it unless you were there from the start.
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S'hampton Seagull
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'mon the Badger
m20gull
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With its history of rampant corruption and injustice it is no wonder emotions run high.
It's our time. #TeamBadger
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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Vote badger, vote promotion.
jakarta
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Looks like the Bunting is going up at Badger HQ...
JCL - the new kid in town
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- Aug 23, 2011
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That link starts off " Despite their reputation as the world’s most fearless animals, honey badgers try to avoid trouble. I have seen them bolt for a hole after sniffing fresh lion or leopard tracks.
Honey badgers usually only attack when surprised by predators,"
Doesn't sound too hard to me. Also they have extra thick skin like armour so snake bites don't penetrate very far so the amount of venom they get is a lot lower than other animals
This MOUSE...
MOUSE!!!
This MOUSE can best the badger.
This grasshopper mouse literally turns scorpion venom into extra strength Tylenol.
UNLIKE the honey badger, it doesn't have to take a nap after being bitten by a venomous creature. NO. It just licks its paws like it has a bit of ice cream on them. It LOVES VENOM.
I'll say it again. This mouse is INTELLIGENT. It works HARD and is hard.
The badger is just a DIMWIT.
And the MOUSE HOWLS before and after a battle. It rejoices in being a hard little critter.
We've a couple of hours to deliver a GIANT KILLING!
MOUSE!!!
This MOUSE can best the badger.
This grasshopper mouse literally turns scorpion venom into extra strength Tylenol.
UNLIKE the honey badger, it doesn't have to take a nap after being bitten by a venomous creature. NO. It just licks its paws like it has a bit of ice cream on them. It LOVES VENOM.
I'll say it again. This mouse is INTELLIGENT. It works HARD and is hard.
The badger is just a DIMWIT.
And the MOUSE HOWLS before and after a battle. It rejoices in being a hard little critter.
We've a couple of hours to deliver a GIANT KILLING!
Sorry, you're pissing in the wind mate!! Wake up and smell the coffee - ITS BADGER TIME!!!
maltaseagull
Well-known member
It's not a matter of life and death!
It's much more important than that
Yoda
English & European
So, lets go all hypothetical.
Badger wins, but come May we don't get promoted. I take it we'll have an apology from all those saying that fates are intertwined? Or shall I hold out as much hope as Boris Johnson apologising for his £350 million per week the NHS would get if we leave the EU?
Badger wins, but come May we don't get promoted. I take it we'll have an apology from all those saying that fates are intertwined? Or shall I hold out as much hope as Boris Johnson apologising for his £350 million per week the NHS would get if we leave the EU?
I refer you to post #125 - page 13
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
The competition going forward on a whole will be better for the Honey Badger finally winning it. There is no doubt the HB has dominated over the years. It is time for new allegiances, fresh new competitors, rivalries and factions. HB deserves this one.
One freaky badger. One badger that has clearly been trained by the NSC Orel Badgers and then they've produced a spoof BBC2 film to back up their claims.