TheJasperCo
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NSC Unwritten Laws
- Thread starter whitelion
- Start date
- Jan 3, 2012
- 16,597
I only have one grandchild. Does that make me exempt.
Second grandchild due April 10th. I will remember this then.
And is their exemption for people who have Grandad in their user name, or does one also need to be the resident left-back expert to gain that privilege?
Pedants!!
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,246
Please help support NSC by buying your A5 from omsung phine
Seagull kimchi
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FFS Don't inadvertently drop an Americanism - apparently it triggers depression with some snowflakes!!
SUIYHP
The King's Gull
Do not contemplate box 3, or at least if you are, don't post about it on here.
TheJasperCo
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Seconded
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Be prepared to wet the bed everytime we lose although even a draw has caused a few to wash the sheets in the morning.
TheJasperCo
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For the safety and comfort of those around you, please ensure you seek parents' permission before attempting to flounce.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Must be treated like a JCL, regardless of years accrued supporting The Albion
pasty
A different kind of pasty
When typed on NSC, the words Scott McGleish is a wanker must at all times be followed by the words is a wanker. Anyone who does type Scott McGleish is a wanker, without appending the words is a wanker, is a wanker.
TheJasperCo
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drew
Drew
Instead of wasting time typing in full the words 'the complete and utter shyster' why not abbreviate by just using 8 letters with one space in the middle such as The Complete And Utter Shyster. (damn, that didn't work)
half time scores
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Thou shalt ensure that thy pram hath an ample stock of toys
Or of course advice on omsung a5 phine
Damn should have read the full thread, sorry t h p p
Butch Willykins
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Let people know you've booked a holiday by asking for advice on said location.
Diego Napier
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- Mar 27, 2010
- 4,416
this made me howl for some reason
I once new a girl who did that.
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
If any theory/rumour is mentioned by two or more posters, it then becomes a set in stone fact
Is, Stephens wants a move oop north.
Is, Stephens wants a move oop north.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,246
Never start a thread called 'Is It Just Me?'
It's never just you.
It's never just you.