Random call

Meade's Ball

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

13,625

Hither (sometimes Thither)

• May 18, 2006

• #1

I answered the phone in my house a day or two ago. It was around 6pm. A fancyman from the middle east uttered a hello and asked who i am. I told him i am an Andy and i live where he rang. He croked an audible smile and announced that a good thing. He asked what i was up to and where i was doing it. I informed him as plainly as i was able that my body had been in the kitchen cooking a small dinner. oooh what is it? he asked. Noodles, i said. I like noodles, he replied before talking at me for about 90 seconds to see if i had a mobile and wanted a 3G to commemorate and celebrate the 3 years they've made cash.
I said oooh no thanks, and he put the phone down without a single other breath.

Salesmen are weird and bad eh.

 

surrey jim

Not in Surrey

Aug 2, 2005

18,109

Bevendean

• May 18, 2006

• #2

indeed,

 

Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 6, 2003

42,872

Lancing

• May 18, 2006

• #3

" I told him i am an Andy and i live where he rang. "

 

C

CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG

Jul 5, 2003

44,823

• May 18, 2006

• #4

Uncle Spielberg said:

" I told him i am an Andy and i live where he rang. "

Click to expand...

Sounds like a song lyric.

 

L

Louisjpbacon

New member

Oct 12, 2004

369

Southampton

• May 18, 2006

• #5

i had myself an indian friend call me, asking if i wanted a phone.
i politely told him i just got a new phone with a new contract. however he still proceeded to tell me about how good his offer was and the benifits to getting a contract with him......... "but ive got one" i told him again........ this clearly wasnt good enough as he began to tell me about the great handsets they have to offer....... i put the phone down on him shortly after ...

 

Rusthall Seagull

New member

Jul 16, 2003

2,119

Tunbridge wells

• May 18, 2006

• #6

Louisjpbacon said:

i had myself an indian friend call me, asking if i wanted a phone.
i politely told him i just got a new phone with a new contract. however he still proceeded to tell me about how good his offer was and the benifits to getting a contract with him......... "but ive got one" i told him again........ this clearly wasnt good enough as he began to tell me about the great handsets they have to offer....... i put the phone down on him shortly after ...

Click to expand...

"i politely told him i just got a new phone with a new contract".......

how was his grasp of the English Language

 

L

Louisjpbacon

New member

Oct 12, 2004

369

Southampton

• May 18, 2006

• #7

Rusthall Seagull said:

"i politely told him i just got a new phone with a new contract".......

how was his grasp of the English Language

Click to expand...

he told me his name was david !!!