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AK74

Bright-eyed. Bushy-tailed. GSOH.
NSC Patreon
Jan 19, 2010
1,187
Call him Ro-land for the entire duration of his contract:

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dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Mar 27, 2013
52,005
Burgess Hill
I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Jesus.........

Please tell me that's his real name too. Even that smells of cheese.

The mayor I know didn't ever wear his cain to work as far as I know. Still a **** though......[emoji23][emoji23]
 










MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,689
I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Jesus.
 






SeagullofMalaysia

Well-known member
Jan 29, 2016
1,948
Somewhere in north Malaysia
I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Good grief, now THAT's what qualifies for a rating of 100% in bellcheesery. Mind you, I've always suspected that it was a name plaque, but a golden background is purely... jeez
 


spring hall convert

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2009
9,608
Brighton
I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Utter dickhead. Is there any potential for hiding it once he leaves the office. He'll go ****ing crazy I'd imagine.
 












Tarpon

Well-known member
Sep 12, 2013
3,785
BN1
I was trying to work out how to get a picture of it without it being blatantly obvious without staying late which as mentioned above, I have handed my notice in so will not be doing anything other than 9-5 until I go.

Ask him where he got it made & that you are very impressed and thinking of getting one for yourself and would he mind terribly if you took a photo?

The massive downside with this is that you may subsequently get presented with something similar on your last day....
 
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edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
I was trying to work out how to get a picture of it without it being blatantly obvious without staying late which as mentioned above, I have handed my notice in so will not be doing anything other than 9-5 until I go.

Surely he must go to the toilet at some stage during the day, in which case you can leap into action.

I think I speak for all of us in saying I am DESPERATE to see this object. It sounds AMAZING(ly pretentious and wanky).
 


Feb 23, 2009
22,837
Brighton factually.....
I guess that counts as five.......

**DRUM ROLL**

A wooden one foot long triangle with covered in red velvet with a gold border and in the middle of the gold border it reads in gold plated writing " ROLAND HUMPHREY-LANCASTER, MBA"...

The chap brought in his own name plaque.... No one in the office has name plaques...

Is that his actual name ?

This is a an actual book any resemblance ?
 

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