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The club's Vegas trip: guess the pitfall?

What goes on in Vegas?

  • Player wakes up in a hotel room with Mike Tyson's pet tiger

    Votes: 8 11.4%

  • Player accidentally marries a local hooker after a night on the lash

    Votes: 35 50.0%

  • Player loses his clothes, house & car in a game of high stakes poker with Bloom

    Votes: 18 25.7%

  • Other (please state)

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • Total voters
    70


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ROSM

Well-known member
Dec 26, 2005
6,213
Just far enough away from LDC
Paul barber enforces an 8pm curfew and insists all casinos install clocks just for this week

All suitcases, bags and hotel rooms are searched and alcoholic drinks are limited to one per person per day

Dennis wise is found at a blackjack table and is instantly employed as our director of football
 






rocker959

rocker959

Well-known member
Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
New kit for 2017 / 18 season
 

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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,722
West west west Sussex
You just know the little fella wearing a bobble hat and carrying a duffle bag will cause an almighty ruck with the Newcastle squad after they were rude about the AMEX.
 














Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
19,853
Playing snooker
I'm not suggesting they should have gone to a farm house B&B in Dorset (although that would have been my choice), but Las Vegas does seem to be an unnecessarily high-risk destination for a bunch of footballers with too much money.

The only thing to spend your cash on is gambling, booze and hookers - and the rest you just end up squandering.
 


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ROSM

Well-known member
Dec 26, 2005
6,213
Just far enough away from LDC
Knocky's Nose said:
They go and see Britney Spears in concert - who throws her arms and legs around so well we sign her up as first choice 'keeper...
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Alternatively, whilst so amazed at her enhanced cleavage, Bloom decides to sign two big ones up front next season
 


JC Footy Genius

JC Footy Genius

Bringer of TRUTH
Jun 9, 2015
10,568
Other - Congratulatory trophy set to be presented to the team in prestigious venue... they fail to turn up :glare:
 




Marshy

Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,724
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
I am suprised TB is not banned from all Casino's in Las Vegas... surely they will know of his arrival...
 


whitelion

whitelion

New member
Dec 16, 2003
12,828
Southwick
Adam Richman challenges the group to a Man v Food challenge and the players spend the next two months working off the excess fat.
 








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Springal

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2005
23,834
GOSBTS
Bry Nylon said:
I'm not suggesting they should have gone to a farm house B&B in Dorset (although that would have been my choice), but Las Vegas does seem to be an unnecessarily high-risk destination for a bunch of footballers with too much money.

The only thing to spend your cash on is gambling, booze and hookers - and the rest you just end up squandering.
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I'm not sure Dorset is a fitting reward for what this squad have achieved... and nor does it appeal to those with far too much money !
 


Stat Brother

Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,722
West west west Sussex
Marshy said:
I am suprised TB is not banned from all Casino's in Las Vegas... surely they will know of his arrival...
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They'll be collecting Tony from the airport, and comping him all round the city.
 


pornomagboy

pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
6,015
peacehaven








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