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[Sussex] The Teacher who was a Porn Star







Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,660
West west west Sussex
Is no 2 a euphemism?

No, there are posters who clearly use the 1000 monkey's approach to writing, no reason to think they haven't spanked it first!


Funnily enough the other day I listened to Jon Ronson speak about this very thing to Adam Buxton.

Apparently you can't make a living in that industry if you're a 25 year old looking 25 year old female.
The only ones working are 'cheerleaders or MILFS'.

The only way to make a living, and stay in the business is making 'bespoke' porn, for individual customers.
 


Geoffbn2

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Feb 2, 2014
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I fail to understand what his sideline has to do with his full time job, unless he's done something inappropriate or been prosecuted then what does it matter.
 


ATFC Seagull

Aberystwyth Town FC
Jul 27, 2004
5,311
(North) Portslade
The problem is that he hasn't done anything wrong, and doesn't *deserve* to lose his job over it. There will no doubt be parents with more conservative views who would try to argue that it creates some sort of concern or isn't in line with the kinds of standards they would expect from a teacher, however they'd be wrong both legally and (in my view) morally.

However, in reality his job is now untenable. It's not an easy job controlling 30+ kids in a classroom at the best of times, let alone trying to control them to a level that you can teach them some very difficult skills as well. Once a teacher is teaching 30 15-year olds who've watched videos of them having sex in god knows what sorts of scenarios, I'm afraid I can't see how he can in reality carry on.
 


Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
46,008
at home
I played cricket with a guy who used to make " blue movies"

Big tall blonde muscular bloke and we never used to get changed by him for fear of ridicule.

One game at ripe and chalvington, he turned up with this absolute stunner. After about an hour it was typically boring bollocks, I was batting, when she wandered over to the side of the ground away from the pavilion and settled down for some sun bathing....suffice it to say, no one gave a monkeys about playing a stupid game but far more interested in her!
 












Stat Brother

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I wonder what the year 10 student's parents are thinking about their precious kids making this 'discovery' on the internet???

While they are watching porn after sending their precious kids off to bed.
 












el punal

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Until you have seen him bowl, theres no knowing whether or not he's an All-Rounder of course... ???

Now you've got me stumped. Perhaps he goes in for a bit of reverse swing? It could be that he's very good with his line and length. Maybe he has a knack for stroking balls through the covers?

I shall now retire to the pavilion. :drink:
 




LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,673
SHOREHAM BY SEA
I played cricket with a guy who used to make " blue movies"

Big tall blonde muscular bloke and we never used to get changed by him for fear of ridicule.

One game at ripe and chalvington, he turned up with this absolute stunner. After about an hour it was typically boring bollocks, I was batting, when she wandered over to the side of the ground away from the pavilion and settled down for some sun bathing....suffice it to say, no one gave a monkeys about playing a stupid game but far more interested in her!

Did he bowl many a maiden over? :moo:
 


dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
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Now you've got me stumped. Perhaps he goes in for a bit of reverse swing? It could be that he's very good with his line and length. Maybe he has a knack for stroking balls through the covers?

I shall now retire to the pavilion. :drink:

Appears to be a bit careless with his middle stump.
 








GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
46,715
Gloucester
Disgusting. Disgraceful. Shocking, nasty behaviour. Should be drummed out of the Community Centre straight away and never allowed back....................................





(I'm referring, of course, to the teenage keyboard **** who commented on the page “That guy is my maths teacher his real name is Scott Sherwood. I’m scared” and then (presumably that was him too) send pictures to fellow students. Homophobia, it appears, is alive and well and living in Peacehaven.)

Now the school has lost a much needed maths teacher, and somebody's been hounded out of a job like it was still the 1960s (except of course that, unlike the 1960s, everybody's gone to have a quick look before going, 'Tut, tut, that's disgusting!')
 


Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
24,870
Worthing
Until you have seen him bowl, theres no knowing whether or not he's an All-Rounder of course... ???

I’m sure he could be prodded through the covers.
 


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