[Misc] Anyone had a TURP?

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doogie004

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wisborough green

• Nov 3, 2018

• #21

Get well soon


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Wardy's twin

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• Nov 3, 2018

• #22

Just reading about it has made me feel queasy

 

jessiejames

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Jan 20, 2009

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• Nov 3, 2018

• #23

clif26 said:

No worries. It’s a straightforward procedure and a huge relief after the absolute agony that led to needing it in the first place.
My only criticism is they told me it wouldn’t affect my sexual performance.

I blame that on my wife.

Good luck with it.

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Norman Potting

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• Nov 3, 2018

• #24

Googled it, wished I hadn't Glad all went well.

 

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Freddie Goodwin.

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Mar 31, 2007

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• Nov 3, 2018

• #25

I had it done a few years ago but was clued up by a relative who had also had it.

I had mine under local, recovery is pretty quick & have to say it's a great op. Ended many months of discomfort & always needing a wee. Now I never need to leave a bus or run to the loo every few mins and can sleep safely throughout the night.

 

Albion my Albion

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• Nov 3, 2018

• #26

Pudos said:

Yes, had mine under local. Being honest was nothing major. Didn't have any effect on my sexual performance, but then my lap top never does complain. Good luck

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Pevenseagull

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Jul 20, 2003

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• Nov 3, 2018

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• #27

Freddie Goodwin. said:

I had it done a few years ago but was clued up by a relative who had also had it.

I had mine under local, recovery is pretty quick & have to say it's a great op. Ended many months of discomfort & always needing a wee. Now I never need to leave a bus or run to the loo every few mins and can sleep safely throughout the night.

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I'm well chuffed with how it's gone so far. Didn't even have a paracetamol this morning.

Back home,

I haven't enjoyed urinating this much since I pissed obscenities in the snow outside Belotti's house.

 

Ernest

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Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Nov 3, 2018

• #28

Pevenseagull said:

I'm well chuffed with how it's gone so far. Didn't even have a paracetamol this morning.

Back home,

I haven't enjoyed urinating this much since I pissed obscenities in the snow outside Belotti's house.

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Wait until you piss the debris out, mine happened at the Amex . Covered the gents urinal in blood, absolutely horrible

 

Pevenseagull

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• Nov 3, 2018

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• #29

Ernest said:

Wait until you piss the debris out, mine happened at the Amex . Covered the gents urinal in blood, absolutely horrible

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The moneyshot from my hemorrhoids 'banding' procedure occured in the toilets at the cricket ground.

It needed their most experienced cleaner and a war poet.

 

sydney

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Jul 11, 2003

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• Nov 4, 2018

• #30

Pevenseagull said:

The moneyshot from my hemorrhoids 'banding' procedure occured in the toilets at the cricket ground.

It needed their most experienced cleaner and a war poet.

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**** me you're in the wars mate .......both ends...

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Nov 8, 2018

• #31

Pevenseagull said:

All done, local/spinal. Little screen so I could just see the top of the trainee surgeon's head bobbing up and down with lots of sucking noises and in instructions to 'cut deeper'. Great start to the weekend.

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NHS or private

Hope you're ok

 

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009

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Zabbar- Malta

• Nov 8, 2018

• #32

banjo said:

Just googled TURP. Now my eyes are watering. Glad it went ok

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Glad it went ok too!

But F**k that for a game of soldiers!

Goolies now in abdomen