About as well as a Pele did. Kicked out of the tournament by the hatchet men. We saw in 1970 what he could do though.
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[Football] Neymar
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About as well as a Pele did. Kicked out of the tournament by the hatchet men. We saw in 1970 what he could do though.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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The real shame of it is that kids watch their idol and think that it is acceptable to dive like him.
I thought Jack Wilshere was bad, but if there was a world record for game time spent on your arse then Neymar just smashed it.
I thought Jack Wilshere was bad, but if there was a world record for game time spent on your arse then Neymar just smashed it.
No, it's a shite World Cup so far. Even worse than Italia '90 as I mentioned.
It’s sad you feel like that. I’m 50 so seen plenty and I’m enjoying it
I really enjoyed last night and although I'm biased it was in the top three of:
1. Spain 3-3 Portugal.
2. Tunisia 1-2 England.
3. Peru 0-1 Denmark.
Other than that it's been cautious and spoilt by VAR. Plenty of time to turn this into a fantastic World Cup though. Could it be like Italia '90 when England almost won it but the tournament was short on goals? I'll settle for that (or England winning it!)
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
I've enjoyed this one more than I have for many a year, taken some enjoyment out of each game.
I really enjoyed last night and although I'm biased it was in the top three of:
1. Spain 3-3 Portugal.
2. Tunisia 1-2 England.
3. Peru 0-1 Denmark.
Other than that it's been cautious and spoilt by VAR. Plenty of time to turn this into a fantastic World Cup though. Could it be like Italia '90 when England almost won it but the tournament was short on goals? I'll settle for that (or England winning it!)
Mexico was superb, if they hadn't lost their heads in the final third Germany would have been stuffed.
VAR is stopping a lot of "off the ball" stuff.
A couple of games have been disappointing. France are still playing the old style of throwing themselves on the floor and rolling over, but lets face they've done that a lot in history, two World wars for instance.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
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I was going to say all of this. You could also argue that even in his own generation, Ronaldo has done everything Messi has done, AND whilst he wasn't the one-man team Maradona was in '86, he has been part of a team that won a major tournament. So anyone who says Messi is the greatest is a) wrong and b) didn't ever see Maradona play.
Saw a lovely stat yesterday, that Neymar has spent longer laying on the floor (14 minutes) during this World Cup, than Danny Wellbeck (11 mins) has spent on the pitch. 
What an absolute BELL.
What an absolute BELL.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Roberto Carlos: Neymar is not a diver and deserves respect!
Roberto Carlos: Neymar is a diver and deserves respect
He's a better actor than Steven Seagal!
Roberto Carlos: Neymar is a diver and deserves respect
He's a better actor than Steven Seagal!
This needs a wider audience:-
Yesterday in Le Tour Pip Gilbert did this
This is an idea of how far he fell
As you can see he was 60 kms from the finish, and got back on his bike.
About the accident Gilbert posted this:-
[tweet]1022035826010742785[/tweet]
The idiot rode 60kms with a broken kneecap.
If only there was a reason for choosing a Neymar thread
Yesterday in Le Tour Pip Gilbert did this
This is an idea of how far he fell
As you can see he was 60 kms from the finish, and got back on his bike.
About the accident Gilbert posted this:-
[tweet]1022035826010742785[/tweet]
The idiot rode 60kms with a broken kneecap.
If only there was a reason for choosing a Neymar thread
This needs a wider audience:-
Yesterday in Le Tour Pip Gilbert did this
This is an idea of how far he fell
View attachment 99122
As you can see he was 60 kms from the finish, and got back on his bike.
About the accident Gilbert posted this:-
[tweet]1022035826010742785[/tweet]
The idiot rode 60kms with a broken kneecap.
If only there was a reason for choosing a Neymar thread
And cyclists wonder why car drivers get so irate with them.
If you can't control a bike, you shouldn't be on the road. It's as simple as that.
I'm assuming I picked up the right point about this...
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
This needs a wider audience:-
Yesterday in Le Tour Pip Gilbert did this
As you can see he was 60 kms from the finish, and got back on his bike.
The idiot rode 60kms with a broken kneecap.
If only there was a reason for choosing a Neymar thread
Yeah, but did they find the sniper?
Falling down a ravine is too good for the likes of them.
bluenitsuj
Listen to me!!!
This needs a wider audience:-
Yesterday in Le Tour Pip Gilbert did this
This is an idea of how far he fell
View attachment 99122
As you can see he was 60 kms from the finish, and got back on his bike.
About the accident Gilbert posted this:-
[tweet]1022035826010742785[/tweet]
The idiot rode 60kms with a broken kneecap.
If only there was a reason for choosing a Neymar thread
What did he expect. You can clearly see him riding on the both sides of the road. Typical cyclist riding without due care.
Probably an empty can of Red Bull thrown of the car window by a fat rep while on the way to his next 'oh so important' meeting.