crodonilson
He/Him
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Today an old lady left £50 in the cash machine before I used it. I chased her down after she had left and gave her £40 of it back.
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Dorset Seagull
Once Dolphin, Now Seagull
A £10 Brucie Bonus was the least you deserved for your unselfish act
Edit: I’m no longer sure I’m allowed to find a joke about stealing money from an old woman funny. I apologise if I’ve offended anyone who thinks I should be offended at the joke.
I was queuing for the checkout at our local supermarket today, with a trolley loaded to the brim with a month's shopping for a family of 4.
In the queue behind me was an old lady with just a tin of cat food and a carton of milk in a basket.
"Is that all you've got?" I asked.
"Yes dear," she replied.
"Well you might as well fvck off to the cafe," I said. "I'm gonna be ages with this lot."
I really doesn't take alot to be helpful, folks.
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jonnyrovers
mostly tinpot
If you've never experienced the loss of money at a cash machine you shouldn't be joking about it. Your joke is in bad taste and should be reported to the moderators. Anyone finding it funny should be ashamed of themselves.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Watched my eldest play football for the first time in two years due to a long-term injury, they lost 2-0 but great to see him back on the pitch
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
On holiday in Christchurch with the in laws 
Publius Ovidius
Well-known member
Well I have this problem with my heel/ ankle and went to the club expecting to use a buggy but was told that I needed a doctors cert as it was a comp...FFS
Any wy I hadn't brought my electric trolley, so I had to walk..for those who know brighton and Hove, know it's up and down hills!
Anyway, after trudging around getting more painful and knackered, I ended up with my best golf score ever.
Gross 76!!!, net 65 and 39 points.
So hc is 11.1 and I will be cut .6 so will end up 10.5. Lowest I have ever been officially, although my society play me off 6!!!!
I must try and play on 1,leg in future.
Any wy I hadn't brought my electric trolley, so I had to walk..for those who know brighton and Hove, know it's up and down hills!
Anyway, after trudging around getting more painful and knackered, I ended up with my best golf score ever.
Gross 76!!!, net 65 and 39 points.
So hc is 11.1 and I will be cut .6 so will end up 10.5. Lowest I have ever been officially, although my society play me off 6!!!!
I must try and play on 1,leg in future.
Gregory2Smith1
J'les aurai!
bought 24 bottles of Pelforth for 6 euros 79
The Brighton Bear
Come on Kylie, get a grip
I'm sorry but i did find it funny and I am rightfully ashamed of myself. I have stepped outside my front door and thrown five ten pound notes in the air to try and put things right. I apologise if a rich person finds one of these and feels offended.
Mr Putdown
Well-known member
On holiday in Christchurch with the in laws
You should have called in and said hello.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
I've just replaced the retaining wire around our washing machine door seal.
I'm now a GOD in my house.
I'm now a GOD in my house.
It's funny because it's not me. I'm blessed with ability to be able to laugh at other people's misfortunes.
schmunk
"Members"
I've just replaced the retaining wire around our washing machine door seal.
I'm now a GOD in my house.
I've had to do that before - it was a ******* of a job.
Taybha
Whalewhine
I've just replaced the retaining wire around our washing machine door seal.
I'm now a GOD in my house.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Thought I was being nice and helpful on Monday, but apparently not.
Going up the escalator coming out of Victoria tube station, the chap in front of me had a backpack on and the zip on one of the pockets was open with his iPad clearly visible. So I tapped him on shoulder and asked him, did he know it was open as someone could easily have nicked his ipad without him knowing, and I just got a volley of verbals back telling me not be so ****ing nosey looking in his bag
#LondonwankersThought I was being nice and helpful on Monday, but apparently not.
Going up the escalator coming out of Victoria tube station, the chap in front of me had a backpack on and the zip on one of the pockets was open with his iPad clearly visible. So I tapped him on shoulder and asked him, did he know it was open as someone could easily have nicked his ipad without him knowing, and I just got a volley of verbals back telling me not be so ****ing nosey looking in his bag