Meade's Ball
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A buttery crumpet is indeed an inferior sibling to a Marmite-clad doughy delight, but it remains a slight joy nonetheless. If I saw someone put marmalade on there, though, I may punch them for impropriety. Just as anyone who saw me eating one of my inventions - the haloumi doughnut - might do with good reason.
May I add, that I didn't feel heartbreak when the Co2 shortage spoke of the temporary close of pig abattoirs. Yes, yes, bad things will happen because of it, but it sounds at base level a merry occurrence for our hoggish pals.