Adonis hen party

upthealbion1970 · Aug 18, 2014

Comedy Steve said:
My friend Tristan who runs Adonis doesn't allow his guys to have sex with any of the customers, so relax. She'll be fine.

PS
Getting sucked off is fine though - just FYI

When I used to work the door at various venues we weren't allowed to have sex with the female customers. Never stopped us

Wellesley · Aug 18, 2014

upthealbion1970 said:
When I used to work the door at various venues we weren't allowed to have sex with the female customers. Never stopped us

Revenge?

Tim Over Whelmed · Aug 18, 2014

bushy said:
She'll get left with a face like a painters radio!!

Sorry, "plasterer's" radio

Algernon · Aug 18, 2014

upthealbion1970 said:
When I used to work the door at various venues we weren't allowed to have sex with the female customers. Never stopped us

That was a bit sexist wasn't it?

danish seagull · Aug 18, 2014

I've been laughing most the way through this thread! Makes a ****ing change on this forum!

melias shoes · Aug 18, 2014

Surport Local Team said:
partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

You deluded fool. Men worse? :lolol:

women are animals on strip nights. I've witnessed it.

melias shoes · Aug 18, 2014

Algernon said:
When she gets back home, embrace her, pull her head close to yours, look deep into her eyes then sniff all round her face for the sweet smell of squirty cream.

Then what

British Bulldog · Aug 18, 2014

Surport Local Team said:
partner going on hen night to Adonis in brighton ( not her hen night) I feel I should not have a problem with this as us men r worst, but I think I do. advice needed would u let missies go to see male strippers
ps real advice form people who have been, let partner go or have insight, not internet porn bol-lacks

Not sure why you've got a problem with it the worst that will happen is she'll end up taking one for the team. I remember mrs bulldog went to one of them and came home covered in lots of white stains, I didn't ask ( well you don't like to ) I just grabbed her with the BBQ tong's and steered her off to the bathroom.

robinsonsgrin · Aug 18, 2014

from a lass perspective... had the 'pleasure' of a hen do at some venue on hove seafront many years ago... chocka full of northern lasses - all hen parties. two strippers and a drag act performed (not together). strippers were crap...hen went and did the oil rub thing etc.. I wouldn't worry abt the strip act.
it was the prowling males that they let into the venue at a certain time in the evening id be more inclined to show concern about!

Prince Monolulu · Aug 18, 2014

What day is this 'do' going on?

Surrey_Albion · Aug 18, 2014

If you don't trust her and tell her to have a goid night out with her then im afraid she wont be your g.f for very long. My missus even does burlesque but I trust her, infact she is my avatar

Pretty pink fairy · Aug 18, 2014

Normal Rob said:
which, ironically, is exactly what she will scream on the night.

Whoosh
regards
DR

User removed 4 · Aug 18, 2014

Tim Over Whelmed said:
Sorry, "plasterer's" radio

Sorry , 'painters' radio.

Worthingite · Aug 18, 2014

Patiently awaiting [MENTION=13433]Kumquat[/MENTION]'s view on this *drums fingers*

But yeah, if she's never been before, she's fresh meat and fair game. Going to get annihilated. You've been warned

BN9 BHA · Aug 18, 2014

bushy said:
She'll get left with a face like a painters radio!!

Now that has made me laugh out very loud.

bhawoddy · Aug 18, 2014

A painters radio!! My sides hurt.......

Kumquat · Aug 19, 2014

Worthingite said:
Patiently awaiting [MENTION=13433]Kumquat[/MENTION]'s view on this *drums fingers*

But yeah, if she's never been before, she's fresh meat and fair game. Going to get annihilated. You've been warned

Thanks for the signal Worthingite. Apologies for the delay, I was checking the windows and tightening locks etc.

I'm not used, I have to say, of my girlfriend asking to go to a hen do. I knocked the whole thing of her having friends and stuff on the head early doors. The despairing thing is the way the OP just said she was going on one. How was that allowed to happen? Mug. Fair game indeed. I am the authority on this sort of stuff early on in the relationship but once you let them go out on their own, i'm sorry. Frankly you're on your own.

albion534 · Aug 19, 2014

If you trust her, don't worry

However

I work the doors at Pryzm and often work in the Disco, when a few weeks ago I was approached by a very attractive lady who asked if I had a condom, I told her no, she was surprised and I quote ' but you're a doorman'

I also have a gf

I asked her as she was on a hen party, the queen hen, but are you not getting married?

She replied ' he won't know will he? '

True story

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