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Oh, such a perfect day...
- Thread starter Nibble
- Start date
Albumen
Don't wait for me!
Are you allowed to plan or are you only suddenly rich for that day?
If the money was unlimited I'd plan a Trading Places type con on Cameron and watch his big pouty potato face turn red when he realises he's lost his fortune, and then obvs aim for the rest of his chums too. Imagine. Ooooo
If the money was unlimited I'd plan a Trading Places type con on Cameron and watch his big pouty potato face turn red when he realises he's lost his fortune, and then obvs aim for the rest of his chums too. Imagine. Ooooo
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
He's a Scottish gentleman of a certain age, so I reckon it would be a seafront shelter, with a bottle of White Lightening, shouting obscenities at the seagulls
I'd probably go for a ham tomato and cheese sandwich which has been toasted then I'd take her down the wagon and horses for a couple of cheeky lagers
Bodular
New member
- Jul 9, 2012
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Sean Connery seems like a man who would enjoy a theme park, however I fear the hills in legoland maybe to much for an 84 year old. I'd suggest Thorpe park much flatter for the old boy and you're not to far from Windsor for you lunch date
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
- 4,055
I think he'd prefer a trip to Wimbledon.
You know what time he'd want to get there?
About tennish...
Postman Pat
Well-known member
Form a supergroup of:
Drums/Vocals: Dave Grohl
Rhythm Guitar/Vocals: Noel Gallagher
Keys/Vocals: Paul Weller
Lead: John Squire
Bass: Graham Coxon
Then spend the day on the beers with them and a chinese meal, and finish with an intimate gig at the Hikers with unlimited beers.
Drums/Vocals: Dave Grohl
Rhythm Guitar/Vocals: Noel Gallagher
Keys/Vocals: Paul Weller
Lead: John Squire
Bass: Graham Coxon
Then spend the day on the beers with them and a chinese meal, and finish with an intimate gig at the Hikers with unlimited beers.
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
That is exactly it because you get the softness of the uncut thick sliced white bread then the melted cheese and a little crunch from the toast ooooohhh that is yummy oh and mayo
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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I'd think twice about a day out with Connery. I had him round to put up some shelves the other day. He was pissed and made a right bodge of it. I chucked him out and be started crying. I asked him what was up. He said,
"I'm ashamed of myshelf".
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Now is kelly making this sandwich of a toasted kind also do you think she may put some baked beans in as well
oh definitely a No sorry, we can't run the risk of wind spoiling the ambiance of hot steamy sex followed by a Bread, Cheese(melted), Toast, Bread sandwich kinda sexy day.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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I showed him around my allotments once. Asked if he was found of herbs, he replied
"Only partially"
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
I'd organise a family and friends swim at West Wittering. I mean all the extended family (there are a few of us). And lots of friends. It will be high tide at the middle of our stay, swim, game of football on the grass, bbq after lunch, cricket on the beach. A few polypins of Harveys/Dark Star APA/ Burning Sky Auroura for early evening. Driven home to the local for the evening with the boozers.
Warm - but not too hot.
Warm - but not too hot.
T soprano
New member
A bit like Kathy Bates kidnapping Paul Sheldon to write another Misery Chastain novel
Surely if you can keep things after the day, you might as well just stick a billion quid in your bank, then go shag some fit and famous birds.
T soprano
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The Brighton Bear
Come on Kylie, get a grip
And have a cheese toastie.