[Travel] White van drivers!!

AmexRuislip · Sep 17, 2015

Hastings gull said:
That is obviously your experience and I would not dream of questioning it. I can only say that for a year I drove a van around for a local employer. Prior to starting, I believed the hype about WVDs but can honestly say that in general they were nowhere near as bad as expected. If I were to pick out a set of drivers , and obviously with the caveat that it is a generalisation, then it would be old folk who tend to get in the wrong lane and drive too slowly thus frustrating others and causing bottlenecks, when a long line is following, meaning that cars cannot turn into or off a main road.

I know what you mean about 'old folk', as coming from the Bexhill area, I know only too well about the blue rinse highway of hell, that is retirement land, I have to suffer that this weekend :laugh:

AmexRuislip · Sep 17, 2015

edna krabappel said:
I find everybody lets me out at junctions when I'm at work. Weird.

I am guessing the blue light club?

DataPoint · Sep 17, 2015

I’m old. I’m a pensioner. I drive a white van. I get severe pains in the groin since the op. I’m as blind as a bat since I lost my glasses and I can’t remember where I’m supposed to be or when.

I think I’m going to be in your area tomorrow? You’ll easily recognise me if I am!

If you see me – put your hand up and give me a wave. Most people do.

SeagullSarge · Sep 17, 2015

Lincoln Imp said:
There's only one F in Trafic.

Thanks for the correction!

BHAFC_Pandapops · Sep 17, 2015

Wrong-Direction said:
They're actually the most courteous drivers and involved in less accidents then any other vehicle

that's cause the poor sod who got forced out of the way is the one that hit the lamp post.

Wrong-Direction · Sep 17, 2015

BHAFC_Pandapops said:
that's cause the poor sod who got forced out of the way is the one that hit the lamp post.

On my ten minute drive to work, 3 vans have just let me out and I've seen shocking driving from about 7 other vehicles

BHAFC_Pandapops · Sep 17, 2015

Wrong-Direction said:
On my ten minute drive to work, 3 vans have just let me out and I've seen shocking driving from about 7 other vehicles

someone must be looking out for you today!

Icy Gull · Sep 17, 2015

The current crop of vans are scarily fast, I'd hazard possibly faster than most cars unladen and are often driven as potential weapons on clear roads. A white van up your arse at 70 or 80 mph is quite intimidating. If you try and accelerate away most are quite capable of keeping up with all but high performance cars.

I think they should be speed governed,

Stat Brother · Sep 17, 2015

Icy Gull said:
The current crop of vans are scarily fast, I'd hazard possibly faster than most cars unladen and are often driven as potential weapons on clear roads. A white van up your arse at 70 or 80 mph is quite intimidating. If you try and accelerate away most are quite capable of keeping up with all but high performance cars.

I think they should be speed governed,

There speaks a man who never drove an Astramax back in the day, that's scarily fast.

Check this review out from 10 years ago:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/2736315/Take-it-to-the-Astramax.html

It didn't matter how quick your car, sooner or later you'd glance in the rear-view mirror to find an Astramax sitting on your back bumper, pushing to overtake. :lol:

Lincoln Imp · Sep 17, 2015

Lord Bracknell said:
The drivers who have been annoying me this week have been German coach drivers in Lewes Road. Happy to use the bus lanes, until they find themselves approaching a local bus that is stopped at a bus stop - cue a rapid lurch to the right, to join the general traffic lane, with no regard for the traffic that is already in that lane. Everyone is forced to brake - which, as any fule kno, is a recipe for achieving a slow moving queue that helps no-one.

Hold on, you are one of those who once approved of drivers going down the outside of two-lanes-into-one queues and then pushing in at the last moment. One of my arguments against this was exactly the same as the one you make at the end of your post.

sir albion · Sep 17, 2015

Lots of pressure on these delivery drivers as the traffic gets worse and the work load gets heavier...timed deliveries and much more.Yes they drive fast,but they're far better drivers than most out there.

Icy Gull · Sep 17, 2015

Stat Brother said:
There speaks a man who never drove an Astramax back in the day, that's scarily fast.

Check this review out from 10 years ago:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/2736315/Take-it-to-the-Astramax.html

It didn't matter how quick your car, sooner or later you'd glance in the rear-view mirror to find an Astramax sitting on your back bumper, pushing to overtake.

Oh yes Vauxhall have made loads of cars/vans that are very quick in a straight line, they just struggle big time around corners, But then I drive Alfas so have higher expectations on handling :wink:

SIMMO SAYS · Sep 17, 2015

BHAFC_Pandapops said:
someone must be looking out for you today!

I would point out I'm driving the fecking van :moo:

Wrong-Direction · Sep 17, 2015

Sorry, but the video is very much NSFW

SIMMO SAYS · Sep 17, 2015

Sorry, but the video is very much NSFW

You look more like him than I do :drink:

LamieRobertson · Sep 17, 2015

sir albion said:
Lots of pressure on these delivery drivers as the traffic gets worse and the work load gets heavier...timed deliveries and much more.Yes they drive fast,but they're far better drivers than most out there.

We want all this stuff we order over the internet at the cheapest delivery price possible and we want it now....you have a very valid point SA

blue-afro-man · Sep 17, 2015

crookie said:
And yes I mean Eastern European, and surprisingly, loads of Brazilians, for some reason

Yes, I saw a Brazilian in a white van up at the dyke last week!

SIMMO SAYS · Sep 17, 2015

blue-afro-man said:
Yes, I saw a Brazilian in a white van up at the dyke last week!

Wrong Direction is more likley to meet a dyke with a brazillian

wellquickwoody · Sep 17, 2015

Blue Valkyrie said:
In my opinion the worst offenders are all the supermarket delivery vans that seem to be driven like they are competing at Silverstone.

I always give them a wide berth, but of course have to slam on the anchors when they shoot out in front me from side streets.

And of course they are exempt from double yellow line restrictions.....

wellquickwoody · Sep 17, 2015

edna krabappel said:
I find everybody lets me out at junctions when I'm at work. Weird.

I really don't treat you guys any different than anyone else whatsoever, whether that is good or bad I do not know.

Put some B&T's on and that will be different of course.

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