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[Albion] The Duke and Duchess of Sussex



maffew

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Dec 10, 2003
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Worcester England
Well, royal dukes don't use surnames at all but the point I was making is that, if he did, it wouldn't be Sussex.

Yeah I was reading something about this. Its going to be a bit of a pain in the arse for Megan to get her citizenship and passport and stuff. She'll probably be ok though one would hope
 






edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
47,221
Well, royal dukes don't use surnames at all but the point I was making is that, if he did, it wouldn't be Sussex.

Where does the Duke of York stand on all this? And what of the rumours he's had ten thousand men?
 


edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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"What in the hell is Burwash?
Where would we find Ansty?
We've never heard of Horsham
Bexhill or Ardingly
We're clueless over Hastings
Chichester, Rye, Crawley"
Both the groom and bride
Need a tourist guide
To Sussex by the Sea
 






edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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Isn’t it tradition that the bride’s father pays for the wedding? No wonder he had a heart attack

I was thinking this earlier. Imagine the Queen turning up and saying "Here's the bill, but as a gesture to our third favourite grandchild, Philip and I would like to make a contribution- how does two thousand sound?".
 


















Crispy Ambulance

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May 27, 2010
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Burgess Hill
It's a shame Attila no longer does the PA at home games, otherwise we could have had:-

Duchess of Sussex never grew up
I hope she never will
Broken down Daimler sits in the car park
Says she's got scum to kill, scum to kill.

Duchess of Sussex, knows where the Amex is
Says it's Tony's gift
Knows all the history of the Albion
Needs a man, Shane forbid, Shane forbid!

Obviously followed up with either Don't Bring Harry or Hurry Up Harry!
 




















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