[Palace] The Always Ultras:: a tale of WOE

blue'n'white · Jul 28, 2018

Easy 10 said:
So lets get this straight.

The the embarrassing teenage Primark black-hooded wankpuffins who inhabit a tragic griefhole in a corner of that decrepit rotting hovel masquerading as a Premier League football ground, wanted to move right behind the goal.

The fans behind the goal have given them the finger.

So the hooded Palace GOONSQUAD have got all huffy about it, and taken their drum home. Now CPFC2010 are inviting "new recruits" to take up their places to "make an atmosphere"

What an absolute bunch of arsefluting spunktrumpets

Palace. The gift that keeps on giving.

Don't hold back Easy - say what you feel mate !!

albionite · Jul 28, 2018

Furthermore, the club is very keen for the tradition of flags, banners and drums to continue in the block. If any supporters are interested in this they should e-mail Sharon.lacey@cpfc.co.uk who will be happy to put them in touch with each other and assist in getting approval from the stadium manager and safety officials.

This is the bit that needs to be repeated what a bunch of gimps

:tosser:

Sheebo · Jul 28, 2018

We can’t let this thread go by without their most famous moment. You’ll see them giving the mouth in part 1 above and throwing things when they think they have more numbers....

Part 2 below you see them ALL running after a few confront them :lol:

I wonder if the one that cried for his daddy in court is one in his toes?

The red pepper kid · Jul 28, 2018

the evening league game at the Amex was their downfall, when normal palarce supporters (several at work) have admitted that the hf are not bigger than the club-'respect'- the implication that said knobs are entitled to poo poo normal supporters has backfired on them.
one of their fans tyrone would like to individually interview each hf in a closed area to discuss his kidnapping by sussex police for two hours outside the amex last year !
as there is 100 approx to be 'interviewed' comfort breaks are required and may take several days to reach a satisfactory conclusion !
maybe this is a contributing factor in their departure

carlzeiss · Jul 28, 2018

At least they make an effort when up before the beak

Giraffe · Jul 28, 2018

It is all very amusing isn’t it.

The media hype around a group of 100 fans wearing black has always amazed me. Why anyone Hooghly this was a decent atmosphere I have no idea.

For them to try and force a move to behind the goal and get told where to stick it is hilarious.

The fact remains though that they will probably carry on regardless with hopefully a slightly less inflated ego.

As an aside did any of them banned as Palace promised? No I thought not.

lawros left foot · Jul 28, 2018

Giraffe said:
It is all very amusing isn’t it.

The media hype around a group of 100 fans wearing black has always amazed me. Why anyone Hooghly this was a decent atmosphere I have no idea.

For them to try and force a move to behind the goal and get told where to stick it is hilarious.

The fact remains though that they will probably carry on regardless with hopefully a slightly less inflated ego.

As an aside did any of them banned as Palace promised? No I thought not.

I thought the cream on top of the cherry on top of the cake, was CPFC2010 trying to get the st holders already in the centre seats to move,having told the Ultrasthat they could have that block, and then when they wouldn’t, having to back down.

Marvellous scenes.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Jul 28, 2018

Perhaps Sussex plod could take pity on the poor little mites and return all their knives and knuckledusters. Oh.

Nixonator · Jul 28, 2018

bhanutz said:
They want to replace a manufactured atmosphere with.... another manufactured atmosphere.. tinpot isn’t a word that does this justice

Consolidating vocal fans into a central area of a home end is actually a very good thing. In this case, it's a shame it's a bunch of masked cretins with a drum trying to produce a european atmosphere uncommon to UK.

drew · Jul 28, 2018

I hate Palace with aplomb. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to see them plummet to the depths ot league two. That said, the individual palace fans I know I get on really well with. I suspect there are many in that section of the holmesdale end that are ultras and already season ticket holders so the nimbers aren't limited to the100 tickects available which presumably are for the poorer section of the wannabe fan club. Still they are providing excellent entertainment value till the season starts. Fingers crossed zaha is the next rat to leave the sinking ship!

Guinness Boy · Jul 28, 2018

This is marvellous. Let's just get the "Mr Tumble to a Bigger Club" deal done and I do believe the BBS will self destruct. Much like Roy's team without the aforementioned dive specialist.

LlcoolJ · Jul 28, 2018

Bozza said:
I made the click.

Lots of comments like this...

"Rubbish there was an atmosphere before these spoilt little wannabe ultras turned up and there’ll be an atmosphere now they have flounced off"

...so these blokes just rocked up at Selhurst with a drum, became the "best fans in British football" (c), and now they're leaving again?

They sound a bit like the A-Team. Maybe they'll just take their unique brand of support to another club where they may be better appreciated.

My word. That thread. Aside from them eating themselves re being pro/anti the hoodie wearing, drum banging chavs, I think my favourite quote is....

"There’ll be no difference between us and every other premier League club now"

Don't worry Palace fans. There are still LOADS of reasons why your club is the biggest laughing stock in English football! Losing the black clad moron squad is a blow, but "the difference" between your rotting, filth ridden football club and every other one is still clear for all to see. Chin up!

Harry Wilson's tackle · Jul 28, 2018

LlcoolJ said:
My word. That thread. Aside from them eating themselves re being pro/anti the hoodie wearing, drum banging chavs, I think my favourite quote is....

"There’ll be no difference between us and every other premier League club now"

Don't worry Palace fans. There are still LOADS of reasons why your club is the biggest laughing stock in English football! Losing the black clad moron squad is a blow, but "the difference" between your rotting, filth ridden football club and every other one is still clear for all to see. Chin up!

Not Andy Naylor · Jul 28, 2018

I don’t really see what the self-styled ultras’ problem is with being denied more central seats. Why don’t they just throw the legitimate ticket-holders out and occupy them anyway? That’s what they did at the Amex.

clapham_gull · Jul 29, 2018

Had to create an account only because of this mess. Not from the UK. Used to watch Premier League and the Champions league on telly occasionally since I was a kid. Saw a HF vid on youtube maybe in 2011-2012, unique set of fans for England, I thought. But no Championship football on telly. Started watching Palace games on and off when you promoted and became a regular viewer with the arrival of Pardew because I was drawn in by the atmosphere and the survival drama. So my weekends were set and was looking forward to every Palace game, was listening to FYP podcasts afterwards but you had to **** it all up.

You had the only thing that separated you from the rest of English clubs. A set of loud ultras. A set of well behaved ultras who never caused any major problems compared to other countries. But you had to **** it up.

"Byeeeeee. Toys out of the pram. I was sitting in this seat since the 80s when the stand wasn't even built. I don't like what they're wearing, **** them. We're not chanting what they're chanting, we'll start our own spontaneous chants! Eaggggglllles, eaaaagles! Come on you Palace! See, we create an atmosphere as well." O do you? You do keep the noise all the games all the time right?

You have two good things HF and Zaha. And you ****ed up one of them. Oh and I love the drum, I ******* love it.

Lovely stuff, but not as good as the replies:

Shut up you utter wankpuffin

**** off then.

Cheerio then.

Gutted. We lost somebody who lives abroad and streams games.

From afar one could impressed by the emotion and South American passion. However as a "local" I can confirm the only exotic "ultra" thing about Croydon is a mildly useful Ikea and a bus station that promises a cocaine cartel sponsored drive by shooting but merely delivers the smell of piss and a discarded half eaten McDonalds happy meal.

Guinness Boy · Jul 29, 2018

Where's the Goon Squad?

You think they'd be all over this, telling us how we've got it wrong and, in fact, they've managed to get approval for a roll out of cheap black hoodies, crayon drawings on bog roll and baking powder over the whole ground without upsetting anyone, leading to not only the team being in Europe but the fans finally recognised for what they are, the noisiest and most original Ultras IN THE WORLD.

Oh.

Quinney · Jul 29, 2018

Guinness Boy said:
Where's the Goon Squad?

You think they'd be all over this, telling us how we've got it wrong and, in fact, they've managed to get approval for a roll out of cheap black hoodies, crayon drawings on bog roll and baking powder over the whole ground without upsetting anyone, leading to not only the team being in Europe but the fans finally recognised for what they are, the noisiest and most original Ultras IN THE WORLD.

Oh.

Maybe they’re waiting for their email from Sharon Lacy before confirming the above.
At least the Sky sound man will have less work to do, he won’t need to set up the microphones right in front of the HF any more.

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sydney · Jul 29, 2018

not sure if it has been covered already but did the oiks who rushed the gates last season ever get caught/identified/punished.

.....i'm pretty sure if our fans did that they would be given a fairly long ban ...3 -5 seasons .........how did these uber fans of the best club in croydon fair in the disciplinary stakes.

Thunder Bolt · Jul 29, 2018

The red pepper kid said:
the evening league game at the Amex was their downfall, when normal palarce supporters (several at work) have admitted that the hf are not bigger than the club-'respect'- the implication that said knobs are entitled to poo poo normal supporters has backfired on them.
one of their fans tyrone would like to individually interview each hf in a closed area to discuss his kidnapping by sussex police for two hours outside the amex last year !
as there is 100 approx to be 'interviewed' comfort breaks are required and may take several days to reach a satisfactory conclusion !
maybe this is a contributing factor in their departure

It was a catalyst. I saw tweets and posts from Palace fans complaining bitterly about the little twerps.

Dougie · Jul 29, 2018

Did your ultras disband or expand ?

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