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Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday



AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,801
Ruislip



Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,176
Uwantsumorwat
I like all of these , but there's no going up to win the cup in any of them So if we can squeeze that in somewhere that'll be fab .
 


SUA Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2016
408
Stratford-upon-Avon
Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery
 


Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ

Hove / Παρος
Apr 7, 2006
6,537
Hove / Παρος
Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

Splendid effort old salt!
 


portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,069
Are you camping?
Are you camping?
Are you camping overnight?
Are you camping overnight?
 




portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,069
Song for Sky: (to bread of heaven)

Can we play?
Can we play?
Can we play on Saturday?
Can we play, on Saturday?
 










Bob!

Coffee Buyer
Jul 5, 2003
11,117
I like all of these , but there's no going up to win the cup in any of them So if we can squeeze that in somewhere that'll be fab .

Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

failed!
 


Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,524
Buy a ticket any time you like but...you can never leave...
 






Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,776
Toronto
I was bored on my lunch break, so came up with some more:

Southern, give us a train
Southern, Southern, give us a train
(followed by the inevitable boo when no train turns up)

or

You're just a sh*t British Rail
Sh*t British Rail....
 








Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,524
Sweating, choking, scowling..on a Southern train,

all bound for Brighton town- thirteen hours away...
 


Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,524
Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

:clap2::clap2:
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
19,841
Playing snooker
To the tune of Chattanooga choo choo...

Pardon me boy, is that a Southern Rail choo choo? (No! No!)
Southern are sorry to announce
That the guards are having a flounce


:flounce:
 








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