[Food] Lorraine Kelly

crodonilson

He/Him

Jan 17, 2005

13,524

Lyme Regis

• Jul 29, 2018

• #1

I’ve been invited to a seminar later this week where one of the guest speakers is ‘lifestyle broadcasting legend’ Lorraine Kelly. Any questions you’ve always wanted to ask her please let me know and I’ll be sure to fire them her way and will report back.

 

Bakero

Languidly clinical

Oct 9, 2010

13,767

Almería

• Jul 29, 2018

• #2

How's the growler?

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Jul 29, 2018

• #3

2 - what happened to your restraining order?

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,802

Ruislip

• Jul 29, 2018

• #4

Hi [MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION]

Please ask Lorraine, how she manages to look so fresh in the morning, the way her bounces.
Can she let us in her secrets.
"Does she or doesn't she?"

 

Motogull

Todd Warrior

Sep 16, 2005

9,849

• Jul 29, 2018

• #5

3. Do you regret building a career on vacuous smugness?

 

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BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003

72,015

Haywards Heath

• Jul 29, 2018

• #6

I wouldnt ask her anything because I can never understand what she is saying with her accent.

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

50,171

Goldstone

• Jul 29, 2018

• #7

BensGrandad said:

I wouldnt ask her anything because I can never understand what she is saying with her accent.

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She's proper foreign right? Thankfully we won't be getting her sort after Brexit.

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Jul 29, 2018

• #8

Ask her what her secret is for earning shit loads for being such a talentless ****.

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,675

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Jul 29, 2018

• #9

Who?

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,161

• Jul 29, 2018

• #10

banjo said:

Ask her what her secret is for earning shit loads for being such a talentless ****.

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This. I mean, just ASK her straight how on earth she ended up winning the lottery of low-brow telly.

 

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ArfurW8

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May 22, 2009

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Fort Neef

• Jul 29, 2018

• #11

Tom Hark said:

This. I mean, just ASK her straight how on earth she ended up winning the lottery of low-brow telly.

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I think she shared the prize with Ben Shepherd.

 

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Mayonaise

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May 25, 2014

2,114

Haywards Heath

• Jul 29, 2018

• #12

the word 'legend' gets used far too often these days but this is a p*sstake surely?

 

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011

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Withdean area

• Jul 29, 2018

• #13

ITV, what is it?

 

dingodan

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Feb 16, 2011

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• Jul 29, 2018

• #14

I, for one, would like to know whether she would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

 

Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)

Jul 14, 2003

15,898

• Jul 29, 2018

• #15

crodonilson said:

I’ve been invited to a seminar later this week where one of the guest speakers is ‘lifestyle broadcasting legend’ Lorraine Kelly. Any questions you’ve always wanted to ask her please let me know and I’ll be sure to fire them her way and will report back.

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Who invited you? Was it somebody who doesn't like you?

Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk

 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

29,611

On the Border

• Jul 29, 2018

• #16

Why is she billed as a legend given that I can't recall the last time I watched something she was on

 

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Simgull

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Jan 3, 2013

1,645

Hove

• Jul 29, 2018

• #17

Is she still fond of Luton Airport?

 

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SpongebobSquarepants

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Jun 16, 2006

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Sunny Worthing

• Jul 29, 2018

• #18

studio150 said:

Why is she billed as a legend given that I can't recall the last time I watched something she was on

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I think I'm right in saying that someone can become a legend without your approval?

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

33,802

Ruislip

• Jul 29, 2018

• #19

Weststander said:

ITV, what is it?

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Sister station to STV (Seagulls TV), suprisingly second best

 

Motogull

Todd Warrior

Sep 16, 2005

9,849

• Jul 29, 2018

• #20

When are you going to retire the parody presenter act?