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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,896
Worthing
A woman at work asked me what I was wearing once and I told her that it was Jizz. I meant Jazz but maybe it was a Freudian slip, I dunno.
 


BadFish

BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,121
Jonesy said:
Fear and desperation usually, with mixed results
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Don't knock it, thats how I met my wife.

Try to avoid tailing and stalking that tends to get a bit creepy and rapey......and those court orders tend to put a damper on the romance.
 


Grapes of Wrath

Grapes of Wrath

Active member
Nov 1, 2009
353
Worthing
Seagull over Canaryland said:
Depending on how sophisticated your taste is in women there is the unique and very earthy 'John Westwood Musk' that I recall pervading a railway compartment enroute to a game verses Pompey. Combined with the irresistible allure of body hair, tattoos and a big bell - guaranteed to turn a ladies head (the other way), failing that it will down an elephant at 100 paces.
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Stood next to him in the Queens Head a few seasons back, he stank like a Polecat!
 










The Wookiee

The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
14,858
Worthing
Questions said:
A woman at work asked me what I was wearing once and I told her that it was Jizz. I meant Jazz but maybe it was a Freudian slip, I dunno.
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Similar question was posed to me yesterday, I was asked what fragrance I was wearing, I said it was called 'come to me' I then said to her does it smell like cum to you ?
 




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Slap on ya Paco Rabanne and get down the boozer son! Oi oi!
 








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