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Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?



Wilko

Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,924
BN1
dadams2k11 said:
Yea of course you was. Why say other half?. Every knows that other half is used instead of Mrs's. Same as better half, ball and chain ect. ect.
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I would dump my girlfriend if she wrote ect instead of etc. We have already fallen out on her inability to understand your and you're in text messages :)
 








alfredmizen

alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
nope, seriously not for anyone in the world, known her since i was 15 , finally got together 2 years ago.
 


alfredmizen

alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
Goldstone1976 said:
Having been swapped for a different model, I availed myself of the opportunity to get a better, newer model. It pains me to tell you that my ex's different model swapped her for a better, newer model within the year. Sweet karma.
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Please tell me you had a smirk on your face next time you saw her ?
 




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knocky1

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2010
12,968
dingodan said:
I don't trust these newer models, all those fancy dials and twiddly bits I would never know what I was doing. Give me my old reliable 3 door anyday.

& Yes, I am talking about the wife.
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Must be a coupe with a tailgate for rear access.
 








grubbyhands

grubbyhands

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2011
2,285
Godalming
It kind of depends how much she "kicks off" when I go to the Sheffield Wednesday game this coming Tuesday. Apparently ,it's her birthday that day. Perhaps I'll ask her if she wants to see the game as well.
 
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Westdene Seagull

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,023
The arse end of Hangleton
1901Phil said:
In a word no.
It is our Golden Wedding on 12th March so it was a bit of luck that the Reading game was moved and moved and moved.
We always said when we might have split we could not afford to and when we could afford to there did not seem to be much point.
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You're quite the romantic aren't you ?

For me, swapped sometime ago and certainly don't want to do it again. It's painful and expensive.
 






BRIGHT ON Q

BRIGHT ON Q

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,108
I can just see all the yes people sitting there thinking "nope, I better not post in this thread"
 


Psychobilly freakout

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
23,007
Brighton factually.....
gregbrighton said:
Would you swap your other half for a better, newer model?
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There is more chance of the other way round, My current model has been good ten years younger for as long as I have known her, and she is defiantly the better half, so in short I am very happy.... Thank you....

Besides I just can't be arsed even window shopping anymore, never mind testing and trying out the newer models....
 


Superphil

Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,419
In a pile of football shirts
Definitely if I could find someone better.
 


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Pogue Mahone

Well-known member
Apr 30, 2011
10,744
grubbyhands said:
It kind of depends how much she "kicks off" when I go to the Sheffield Wednesday game this coming Tuesday. Apparently ,it's her birthday that day. Perhaps I'll ask her if she wants to see the game as well.
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Coincidentally, it's my birthday on Tuesday as well. I am going to the football.

I'll be out for my birthday meal on Wednesday. Why not suggest this arrangement to her?

:)
 








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