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What the dumbest thought and/or comment to come out of a colleague's mouth?
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jonny.rainbow
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- Oct 29, 2005
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Most recent one I can think of is 'Do Catholics believe in Jesus or is that just Christians?'.
- Aug 7, 2003
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By the same guy;
Do you need a passport to go to the Isle of Wight?
Is it true that black people are only buried at night?
"Queens" is a gay district of New York.
Do you need a passport to go to the Isle of Wight?
Is it true that black people are only buried at night?
"Queens" is a gay district of New York.
Oh no, you've got me now. The one I hate most is 'bought' used as the past tense of bring. Mrs Tackle uses it ALL THE TIME just to wind me up (so she says.....)
ps Darren, thanks for being so charming and welcoming to Mrs Tackle at the Brizzl game. She thinks you're a very nice chap
) said 'I didn't know you could do a degree on Micky Mouse'. Straight face & deadly serious!
Ludensian Gull
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Years ago a colleague asked me how many thousandth's in an inch? I told him a thousand, as you would. He replied i thought there must be millions.
half time scores
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When seeing a unicycle arrive at work, a colleague asked why there were no brakes?
portslade seagull
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" I support palace "
jonny.rainbow
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- Oct 29, 2005
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What time does the midnight buffet start?
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working as a waiter many moons ago at a wedding reception,
it was a very odd occasion as the brides mother had died during the church service,for whatever reason they decided to carry on with the reception(it was paid for) and it was simply awful as everyone was crying with every speech and every mouthful of food.
one of my waitress colleagues for reasons only known to her went up to the bride during the meal and said dont worry we do funerals as well.........
That's the wrong way round - "Thrift ... the funeral bak'd-meats. Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables"
I have one from my father's office. They were discussing the PG Tips ads and my father's colleague said how wonderful they were. My dad, ever on a wind-up, said "Did you see in the paper that they had import special chimps from Italy for them". His workmate gasped and said "I knew it. I knew those chimps were dubbed."
My father was still laughing about two days later
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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Scum. The word a palarse collegue said to me when he heard i supported the Albion
TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
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No, an actual hammer made out of glass
Jim Van Winkle
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Do these stairs go up?
Pevenseagull
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- Jul 20, 2003
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When doing a beer order my ex boss (Forest fan) asked for 1 barrel of Guinness and 1 barrel of Guinness extra cold.