Bevendean Hillbilly
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I stopped after the first line.
"Their club may be unfashionable and unglamorous."
The word "May" offended me.
"Their club may be unfashionable and unglamorous."
The word "May" offended me.
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[Football] Tinpot Ultras....
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darkwolf666
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[MENTION=5252]wigman[/MENTION] was being deliciously ironic - love it!
I fear you've been taken in by the rhetoric of fiction deployed by that lot up the road. Whilst they may be sincere in their beliefs, they are somewhat deluded in thinking that they are the proud defenders of ancient rites, a bastion against the intrusion of a footballing plutocracy, standard-bearers for the one true faith rooted in working-class culture. The Nigelic metanarrative is readily punctured when one considers its enthymemetic weaknesses through a rhetorical deconstruction and postmodern analysis of the phrase 'against modern football'. This is best demonstrated using the following rhetorical syllogism ...
- We don't have a pot to piss in
- Modern football is something we can't afford
- We are therefore against modern football
The assertion of noble values is thus exposed as a fictive veneer concealing the acute social embarrassment of hailing from SE25. The ideological underpinnings of Nigelism are in fact class envy.
It is further noted that the hooded tribe of spotty adolescents readily adopts behaviours quintessentially alien to the working class culture they so desperately profess to cherish. Nigelism does in fact stand condemned by itself.
@Wagman pithily, wittily and cuttingly pulled the pin out of the Nigelic grenade and tossed it back.
For my part, I fear I may have imbibed too deeply this evening and overindulged in a prolix (and lame) parody of the deliciously named critical theorist Homi Bhabha (I wish I had that surname). Forgive me:
what he said...
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Palace should consider WHY they are unfashionable and unglamorous.
Is it:
St John ambulance...jibbing of
The clown suits
Chrystal Palace
Stone Cladding
David "kid" Jensen
Simon Jordan
Prince Charming
South Norwood
Oddity Roundaheights (East Croydon)
Shirley Oaks
Zaha
Is it:
St John ambulance...jibbing of
The clown suits
Chrystal Palace
Stone Cladding
David "kid" Jensen
Simon Jordan
Prince Charming
South Norwood
Oddity Roundaheights (East Croydon)
Shirley Oaks
Zaha
Klaas
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tldr version : Manc journalist meets some CP fans on train. They are alright. Does a quick wiki search on Palace, bashes out an article.
Very nice of you to get up so early in the day and think of us.
About the article, and?
Sorry I got bored of looking at the Prada advertising, usual from GQ Magazine.
alfredmizen
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alfredmizen
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says they sell out selhurst every week ? i dont think they do
CPFC G
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I can't remember the last home game this season that didn't sell out. Maybe Stoke back in November, When they struggled to bring down more than a 1000.
I have seen stats somewhere that we have 102% attendance this season. Actually more in the ground than there should be. Decent support considering the results, Wouldn't you say?
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
Whaddya know about Shirley Oaks BH?
Bevendean Hillbilly
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I used to visit the private hospital there and, whilst it's a leafy suburb, it is also the name of a filthy WPC who I used to date in Liverpool.
He was on his way home to Surrey so he probably was one with a fake Manc accent.
TypicalPalace
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Bn9 how you doing mate? Hows the wife n kids?
No probs thought youd like it, never mind. Natural order to be restored saturday afternoon, what do you reckon?
TypicalPalace
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Not having that. Wilfs very glamorous and fashionable. Got his own line of baseball caps for goodness sake. And not forgetting his lambo.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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What about his fantastic "smokin' da bone" with David Moyes daughter vids?
Oops..out of United and back to the shitfarm.
alfredmizen
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i thought it was purley oaks
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
Nope he was right..horrible faux middle class estate..full of palace nobs
TypicalPalace
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Well have a sneaky feeling youll be looking upwards at the shitfarm come tomorrow afternoon.