- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,222
But...but...he was just protecting his fingers....and sending a loving message to his wife...
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[Cricket] Aussie Cheats!
- Thread starter lawros left foot
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But...but...he was just protecting his fingers....and sending a loving message to his wife...
"Triffic lad Davey, need those personalities in your team." etc.
OzMike
Well-known member
I'm going to wear a black arm band to the club on Friday night in commiseration for Australian cricket.
That should get them going !
That should get them going !
You need some yellow tape/sandpaper to fall out as you get your wallet out.
Even better just drop bits round their feet for them to find.
Pinkie Brown
I'll look after the skirt
The timing could not have been better. Aside from the naff International break, also a distraction from what 'should' have been the most embarrassing cricket story of the week.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
Matt Renshaw called up to the squad - https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricke...ia-s-troubled-test-squad-20180327-p4z6jy.html
Pinkie Brown
I'll look after the skirt
You should be a little more subtle. An angle grinder under one arm with a packet of wet n dry medium grit in the other hand should do the job.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
I wonder what Steve Smith is thinking about all of this. Condemnation from his own prime minister, former players, the newspapers and TV media and a wider acceptance from the rest of the world that he is a cheat. The coach about to fall on his sword and the ruination of a younger test colleague down to him.
What he did was really bad but how shit must he feel right now.
What he did was really bad but how shit must he feel right now.
And I can't see him getting a commentary job when he quits the game either.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
I wonder if any counties might fancy a season or Warner or Smith?
Until this affair, tbh, I didn't have Smith nearly so far up my list of 'Cricketing pricks' as those other two.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
He's still young... plenty of time
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
Another piece here in The SMH saying just that - https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricke...ched-the-end-of-the-road-20180327-p4z6kq.html
Sadly David Warner isn't as young.
Edited for the pantomine villain.
Joke that Lehman stays. What message does that send?
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
Smith, Warner and Bancroft being sent home with more sanctions to follow.
The daughter of a friend of ours in SA went out with Steve Smith for a bit - he took her to Michael Clark's wedding. He is not the brightest bloke she has ever met apparently.
The daughter of a friend of ours in SA went out with Steve Smith for a bit - he took her to Michael Clark's wedding. He is not the brightest bloke she has ever met apparently.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 27,897
Word is, and seems to have been confirmed by the investigation, that he genuinely had no idea. I thought he was toast but hey ho. " Substantial Sanctions " to be announced regarding the others though.