Joke du soir ( Evening Joke, maybe.)

skipper734

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• Mar 23, 2015

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I'm 77 and yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because
all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a very large, extremely unfriendly woman
who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. Then, in a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the people in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But, as usual, I quickly
recovered and, in an equally loud voice, replied:
"NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS."
The entire room erupted in applause!!
NEVER, EVER MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!

 

Jack Straw

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• Mar 23, 2015

• #2

How could you tell just by looking, that the receptionist was extremely unfriendly? I think that's grossly unfair to the poor lady.

 

desprateseagull

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #3

Breach of patient confidentiality, by the receptionist methinks.. got what was coming.

 

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ThePompousPaladin

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• Mar 24, 2015

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At least the people who snapped their heads were in a doctors... did they recover?

 

ExmouthExile

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #5

I hope the prostate exam comes back positive. Good luck, and keep us informed.

 

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jimbob5

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #6

An hour later you were called for your appointment. You went into your Doctor's surgery and saw the very same woman donning rubber gloves looking menacing. She said 'we're a bit short staffed today! I'm standing in for your doctor and we've been taking turns at the reception desk!'

 

skipper734

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• Mar 24, 2015

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• #7

This story isn't true obviously. Doctor's Receptionists aren't like that, or are they?

 

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jimbob5

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #8

skipper734 said:

This story isn't true obviously. Doctor's Receptionists aren't like that, or are they?

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er … n no! of course not.

 

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Bolton va va

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• Mar 24, 2015

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During my prostate examination the doctor said " It's alright, it's normal to get an erection during this examination,"

I said, " I haven't got an erection "

He said " No.... but i have ".

 

Questions

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #10

skipper734 said:

This story isn't true obviously. Doctor's Receptionists aren't like that, or are they?

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Mine carry on talking whenever I am standing there waiting to re-make an appointment. One has a lazy eye and the other is fat...........it's only a matter time.

 

supaseagull

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• Mar 24, 2015

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I opened this thread becuase it mentioned something about a joke?

 

Codner pharmaceuticals

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• Mar 24, 2015

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supaseagull said:

I opened this thread becuase it mentioned something about a joke?

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I think it may be coming this evening.

 

symyjym

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• Mar 24, 2015

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Bolton va va said:

During my prostate examination the doctor said " It's alright, it's normal to get an erection during this examination,"

I said, " I haven't got an erection "

He said " No.... but i have ".

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Great stuff

 

goldstone68

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #14

Nice one Skipper, hope all was okay,

 

Hugh'sDad

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• Mar 24, 2015

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Bolton va va said:

During my prostate examination the doctor said " It's alright, it's normal to get an erection during this examination,"

I said, " I haven't got an erection "

He said " No.... but i have ".

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The really worrying thing during the probe should have been that he had both hands on your shoulders

 

skipper734

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goldstone68 said:

Nice one Skipper, hope all was okay,

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Thanks Goldstone It's not actually me, I'm only 68. My own prostate story is far more amusing, but I'm not telling it.

 

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Soulman

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• Mar 24, 2015

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skipper734 said:

Thanks Goldstone It's not actually me, I'm only 68. My own prostate story is far more amusing, but I'm not telling it.

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It doesn't involve surgical gloves and a doctor with a finger like ET does it.

 

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essbee

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• Mar 24, 2015

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That isn't a joke. It's a mildly amusing, barely worth a titter comment.

Please don't bring sh*t like this to the NSC table please.

 

skipper734

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essbee said:

That isn't a joke. It's a mildly amusing, barely worth a titter comment.

Please don't bring sh*t like this to the NSC table please.

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Oh dear, you appear to have found your way to the wrong forum. Ask your Mum to help you if your having trouble.

 

Hugh'sDad

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• Mar 24, 2015

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skipper734 said:

Oh dear, you appear to have found your way to the wrong forum. Ask your Mum to help you if your having trouble.

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......how very gracious, I think I would just have told him to f#ck off.